LMFAO. You called a friend to ask for her number...I did that once. Only I was on this other message board a couple years ago. I PMed her asking what her username was. *blush*
As for the leaving the tap on, it happened to me loads of times in middle school.
And falling asleep and losing your way home...my god. I would have freaked out! You're really lucky you didn't end up kidnapped or something!
its ok,being stupid is all part of being a human
unless you're a dragon,then you'll be stalked by hagrid