V OOOOOOHHH. I love poutine. I eat that shit like American's eat McDonals. If I ever die, I want it to be because I had a Heart Attack from all the fat of Poutine.
v Aren't you in Fresno? I forget where you said you were going. I WILL CATCH YOU, I have Polaris to help me, love. *sticks out tongue*
v Oh wow, that's an actual dish? Shit. My friends and I just throw that stuff together and eat it for the sake of it. Everyone thinks it's disgusting. Sucks to be them, it's a real food now. =D
v They're these weird... I dunno, spongey bread like things. It's hard to explain crumpets, but they're these things and you toast them, and then cover them in butter. They are sooooo good. They're an English thing... and an English colonies thing.