Lol. Yes, ceiling fans, fingernails (that was creative), earphones...they'd all count. And like I said, if you're ninja enough to want to kill me with fingernails...never come to my house... Roflmao!
well i'm in the kitchen right now (which is surprising because i'm always in my room) so i guess you can say a knife....maybe even a fork..OH and there is a glass vase full of flowers too, that could hurt...