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1. Nope, not at all. First time I had sex I didn't feel awkward or nervous or anything like that.
2. Just whatever, as long as it's not fanfiction.
3. He's whatever. I don't pay attention to him.
4. Either one, really. I watched the first episode with Ashton in it, he's pretty funny also.
5. It's been okay.

1. Naw, it shouldn't be.
2. I tend to read originals, a little bit of everything. I write a bit of everything too, but for now I only post fanfics that I like to think differ from the norm of the fandom.
3. I don't really have an opinion of him either way, haha.
4. I despise Charlie Sheen. I'm so glad he's gone. I was never a fan of Two and a Half Men anyway, though I did watch the one with Ashton with my family, and I was pleasantly surprised. Still wouldn't say it made me a fan though.
5. It's been alright. Long though. Work is running me ragged lately.
6. See ya!

1. Sex isn't really all that awkward.
2. I don't read much, but something quirky and different is usually good.
3. I don't rate him that highly to be honest. I've disliked him for a long time. That's not changing.
4. Charlie hands down.
5. Day's been awful, but hey. I'm a fighter.
6. Ciao

roux.: I love reading tragedy. <3

v Hahah awesome :D

1. I don't know. [I don't really think about that.]
2. I don't know. I read just about anything.
3. I don't care much about actors/actresses.
4. I've never seen Ashton. I don't have cable. It's all out of question for me being capable of answering that.
5. Pretty d*mn good. I have a balloon kitty named Esperma [Sperm] that I transferred to Jizz Kitty, the cat that I dreamed about that was just a big ball of fluff that could breathe and walk. ANNNDD... Soda, gum, and Jolly Ranchers. And it was just nice ^-^
6. BUH-BYEE c:

1. It could be awkward if you make it. I hope it isn't though. It'd be nice to let things just play out, I reckon.
2. Tragedy, slightly obsessive stories. Romance.
3. He is a beast.
4. I despise two and a half men. Sorry.
5. Aight. Went to the dentist. It was cool.
6. Hello :)

HannahXBanana: Oh I beg to differ lmao.

Queen + nautical.: I hope your day gets better / feel better!

youth and whiskey.: I think casual sex with the right person is nothing but good. Of course it can be awkward, if it gets a little "out of hand" lol.

Airi-chan: I agree that it's only awkward if you make it awkward.

v Feel better!

1. The first time was awkward, and the first time you're doing it as a couple is awkward, but other than that, no.

2. I read any type of fan fiction as long as it keeps my interest. I write band fan fiction mostly.

3. He's alright.

4. Don't know...never watched the show.

5. Good but I'm sick.

6. :]

1. It's only awkward if you make it awkward.
2. I'm not much of a reader anymore, but I like romance or horror.
3. I don't really have one.
4. I never watched it, but I'd have to go with Charlie since he was there for so long.
5. Pretty okay.
6. Bye.

1. I don't even even hug people, so yeah.
2. Original fiction. Romance and horror and fucked up characters. But I dislike FF.
3. I agree. Him in Troy-yum.
4. Ashton. I fucking love that man.
5. Eh. I was sick
6. Bye!

1. It can be, but not if you truly care about the person you're with. I think casual sex can be awkward.
2. I like reading romance every now and again. I'm not particularly picky, just if it's good I'll read it. I like writing psychological stuff, you know? Stuff that'll mess with you. I've not written anything like that in awhile, though.
3. I think he's annoying and highly overrated.
4. I have a soft spot for Charlie, but I love Ashton. So I have no clue.
5. Quite boring. And yours?
6. Tootles. :)

1.Hm, I'm not sure - sex has never been awkward for me.
2.Romance, or drama
3.I can't wait to see him in World War Z :D
4.Ashton all the way.
5.Horrible.
6. Byyyeeeee

1. I can imagine a first time being awkward I guess.
2. I like original fiction. I hate fan fiction.
3. I could care less about him, my french teacher has an obsession with him though.
4. Charlie. Ashton Kutcher ruins everything. he has the magic touch. I won't watch it now.
5. Pretty good
6. buh-bye!