Life is like a penis. - Comments

boners dont stick out?

maybe it's because boobs stick out?
i mean it'd make even less sense to yell "calm yo vagina" at someone haha

I thought it was going to say "Penises are like life; when they get hard, f*ck'em"

When I first saw the title, I was thinking it was going to be: "Life is like a penis, it f*cks you whenever it gets a chance."

But alas, I was wrong.

Journal made me teehee ._. :)

Trust me- it gets hard for a reason.
Life on the other hand just wants to f*ck with you....well so does a penis...
But my point is....

Yeah, I don't have one.

genitalia haha

I would be laughing if I wasn't so offended!!! J/K! I'm just hungry right now but I don't like making sandwiches. But those are funny and the last one is true.

Well now that I think about it how can life is difficult without a reason? The economy can be good and you can have a perfect bill of health with good insurance and you mean to tell me life can still be hard?

MY TITS ARE NEVER CALM.

And pretty much everything can be comparable to a penis.
Everything.

Oh, Dear. I laughed too hard as I read this and spilled juice on my laptop. It's calm yo tits because tits get hard for no damn reason, I think ;D

The quote was just so brilliant and I laughed, and I'm a girl ^.^

opps, double post! sorry!

LOL I love you XD

Hahaha! This is so fucking funny! X3

This journal made my day.