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  • h1dden

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    boners dont stick out?
    October 26th, 2011 at 12:37am
  • hands

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    maybe it's because boobs stick out?
    i mean it'd make even less sense to yell "calm yo vagina" at someone haha
    October 25th, 2011 at 11:47pm
  • iron underneath;

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    I thought it was going to say "Penises are like life; when they get hard, f*ck'em"
    October 25th, 2011 at 11:40pm
  • StandUp

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    When I first saw the title, I was thinking it was going to be: "Life is like a penis, it f*cks you whenever it gets a chance."

    But alas, I was wrong.

    Journal made me teehee ._. :)
    October 25th, 2011 at 11:32pm
  • hephaestus

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    Trust me- it gets hard for a reason.
    Life on the other hand just wants to f*ck with you....well so does a penis...
    But my point is....

    Yeah, I don't have one.
    October 25th, 2011 at 11:11pm
  • h1dden

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    genitalia haha
    October 25th, 2011 at 10:58pm
  • Terriermon

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    I would be laughing if I wasn't so offended!!! J/K! I'm just hungry right now but I don't like making sandwiches. But those are funny and the last one is true.

    Well now that I think about it how can life is difficult without a reason? The economy can be good and you can have a perfect bill of health with good insurance and you mean to tell me life can still be hard?
    October 25th, 2011 at 10:57pm
  • eight letters late.

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    MY TITS ARE NEVER CALM.

    And pretty much everything can be comparable to a penis.
    Everything.
    October 25th, 2011 at 10:55pm
  • Painted Smiles

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    Oh, Dear. I laughed too hard as I read this and spilled juice on my laptop. It's calm yo tits because tits get hard for no damn reason, I think ;D

    The quote was just so brilliant and I laughed, and I'm a girl ^.^
    October 25th, 2011 at 10:54pm
  • GraceK

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    opps, double post! sorry!
    October 25th, 2011 at 10:53pm
  • GraceK

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    LOL I love you XD
    October 25th, 2011 at 10:53pm
  • wish on a firefly

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    Hahaha! This is so fucking funny! X3
    October 25th, 2011 at 10:53pm
  • smallhands

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    This journal made my day.
    October 25th, 2011 at 10:52pm
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