This was amusing. Really. Actually, this made my night.
Though I restrained myself from being a Grammar Nazi, this was definitely amusing for me. You got me thinking, 'What if I was 15?' I would probably have a gold-medal and a scholarship. Anyways, I'm still young. I haven't even reached 15 yet. Along the way, I'll probably have a broken arm or a sprained ankle due to sports. Now, I'm just trying to go with the flow of life and pissing off other people in the process.
This was... amusing. If I was a 15 year old, I'd be a snobby selfish little bitch and blame it all on hormones. Nah, I'd probably just extend my social webs so I wouldn't have to deal with the lack of acquaintances later on in life...
But this was still too funny. XD