omg there is a half-vampire baby punching its way out of my stomach - Comments

First - your username is the greatest.

And I've talked to a doctor about it and I've got a lot of family history of bad ju ju with birth control in general, and I don't have any actual problems with being ridic heavy, it's just cramping, so we decided it would be better to not do it.

That was my confusing round about way of saying I wish, but no. I'm better now actually, it just took forever for the meds to kick in.

TMI TMI TMI TMI:
Have you ever tried/considered birth control? I've experienced everything you have but now it's, like, not even there; and barely even four days. Best thing EVER.

Sorry.