95% of the time I hate kissing in stories - Comments

STOP EXPLORING SHIT. YOU ARE NOT CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS YOU ARE JUST A BAD KISSER.

Dyyyyying. I was literally laughing my freaking butt off through this whole blog. All your examples are spot on for what I see both here on Mibba and even in published writing. Gag. I never ever write my kiss scenes that way. I'm a bit of a sap but not into smut so I tend to write slightly more mushy, romantic kiss scenes, when I write one at all.

Hahhahaha. I'm literally laughing out loud right now I fucking love this blog. I agree so hard. I've been writing this story and I'm on the fucking sequel and they still haven't kissed because kissing is ridiculous.

I don't like tongue irl! I can't do it. too many germ issues with that.

Thanks for the laugh subscribing

STOP EXPLORING SHIT. YOU ARE NOT CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS YOU ARE JUST A BAD KISSER.

oh my god, your humor will surely be the death of me. I didn't know I could even laugh that hard, but yes, I completely agree with you MOST KISSING SCENES ARE SO AWKWARD AND CONTRIVED PLEASE JUST S T O P.

Lol. That was EXACTLY how I described kissing before I had actually kissed anyone. The only experience I had was the experience I got reading very poorly written fanfic on Quizilla. "His tongue licked my bottom lip, asking for entrance." Do you remember that being THE line to use? Omg, this was perfect. Now when I write kissing, I find it not necessary to describe in explicit detail what their lips and/or tongues are doing. Also, am I the only one who feels like French kissing is SO overrated? Idk. Thats just me. :)

why are you moaning when it's just a kiss are you okay are you an early pearly?

EARLY PEARLY. I AM DYING. DEAD. DEAD DYING.

... EARLY PEARLY.

"Our tongues battled for dominance.

YOU MUST HAVE READ AN AVENGED SEVENFOLD FANFIC

I try not to put too too much kissing in my stories. Sometimes the situation just calls for it but when it does I don't describe the absolute shit out of it. It is gross. I admit. To the people that can pull it off, I applaud you. You lucky few.

I don't mind reading about descriptive make-out scenes, so long as they're NOT in first person. First person make-outs and sex scenes make me feel weird and gross and just no.

Well written make-out scenes are fine, but they're rare, like virgins, and dragons. Virgin dragons.

This blog just made my day, and not only because now my gut hurts from laughing, but aldo because you're really fucking right with everything. I hate the lines "their tongues fought for dominance" GOD, NO, STOP, DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE USED THAT LINE ALREADY!? I love to describe kissing as something flashy and mutual and especially in first person because I thin it's something personal that can't be described neutrally. The 'fough for dominance' thing is so fucking overused, like 'I pulled my hair into a messy bun' or 'his eyes had some kind of sparkle'. Bitch, pls, be original.

You made me laugh so hard at this I'm sure that wasn't the effect you wanted but I see where you're coming from but at the same time agree LettersToNormandy and her/his points on some of what she/he said

Now though I'll bring up its not just the guys who kiss bad, ladies can be just as bad a kisser, specially if they've never done it before just a thought...

Much <3 Kat

I just literally burst out laughing at my computer screen omg.

You amuse me so much.

But yes. Kissing is very hard to write. I could kill someone with absolutely no trouble but it's like bringing on the apocolypse to make kissing sound normal.

hehe you're traumatized

@turducken

Haha, there are a lot of bad fish (and by that I mean kissers) out there. Don't be afraid to be like "No dude you're doing that wrong, you're supposed to be caressing my tongue with yours not trying to make me deep throat it." Because they may be embarrassed at first but in the end you'll both be happier (I've actually done that and it yielded nice results haha).

Drunk kissing is best when you've got vague recollections of it if it's someone you don't really know/kiss on a regular basis. Drunk dudes do get messy, I won't lie.

There's a fine line between a good amount of tongue and too much. Eventually they figure it out (hopefully).

Honestly some of the dudes you don't expect to kiss well kiss amazingly well and some of the ones you expect to be awesome are horrible because they're too full of themselves and have no idea what they're doing. Like holy shit some of my fairly nerdy dude friends dayum while some of my highly attractive dude friends I was like wtf r u doing did u learn to kiss from a bad porno or

So THERE IS ALWAYS HOPE. Just if a dude tries to get fresh with you and you're not comfortable don't hesitate to slap the hell out of him or "accidentally" jab a knee in his groin. :D

I agree. Going that much into just plane... weird details like that is pretty gross.

'STOP EXPLORING SHIT. YOU ARE NOT CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS YOU ARE JUST A BAD KISSER.'
^ This one statement made my entire life.

Thank you for this.

vvv. IDK IT'S JUST ME.

vv. I WILL NOT BE GOT TOGETHER I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT WITH ANYONE I JUST WANT TO KISS THEM WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT.

v. I guess I haven't found anyone that's made me moan just by kissing yet, haha. To be honest though out of all the kissing I've done other than when I was nine 100% both me and the party have been drunk so that MAY BE THE REASON WHY. No one's ever drooled on me before, thank god, but mostly I just hate when it's like they're just trying to choke me with their tongue and I'm like no stop that make it go away, aha.
SOME TONGUE IS DEFINITELY NICE but just a moderate amount I guess is where I'm coming from, it's mostly just weird to think about in stories though.
I TOTALLY GET WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM THOUGH so I feel like there is a bright future for kissing for me then, haha.

Actually from personal experience (which trust me, given most of my friends throughout the years have been guys I have a good bit of experience with) moaning is perfectly normal while kissing. It actually happens, and yes, just from kissing because it can be that enjoyable if you find someone whose actually good at it.

Honestly the worst kissers I've ever encountered are the ones who don't use tongue. Those were slobbery as hell, and they had no idea what they were doing. Making out in my experience generally constitutes using tongue. Otherwise it's just really awkward open-mouthed kissing (one of my exes did that and jesus it was awful). Personally I don't mind tongue. I think it's more awkward when they don't use it if you're actually making out.

Honestly (no offense to the lot of you) but I feel like you guys have encountered some pretty awful kissers... I'm really confused by most of this because I don't know who you have encountered but that is not how normal people kiss with the drool and stuff. It's actually a pretty good experience and honestly if you're really into someone it can get fairly aggressive on one or both parts. So the "dominance" thing really doesn't seem that far-fetched to me, simply because I'm usually a fairly submissive person and I like my guys to have a bit of fire/control (like no ridiculous but I'd much prefer someone who takes charge and kisses me instead of awkwardly hovers between almost doing it and waiting on me to make the damn move because things get honestly really awkward then).

Just my personal experience/opinions.