Can Somebody Please Explain to Me WTF Is Up With the Easter Bunny? - Comments

@DamnYouJackSparrow
@T.O.P Notch
Lol! I'm glad you guys enjoyed it. While I was writing it, I thought I was just gonna rant, but then the transcript happened and...yeah.

This made me laugh so hard that I don't...I can't.

I don't understand Easter Bunnies either. I just...I don't even celebrate it in the first place because I'm Muslim so we don't partake in anything of that sort. That little skit. That was brilliant, I'll just give it to you straight. You need to win an award for that.

This...this was amazing. I don't even...my feels are just whack right now. I love you.

Honestly I've never given the bunny part much thought. I always just loved the egg hunts because sometimes my parents would hide money in some of the eggs. I'm part Jew when it comes to money so, naturally, I hunted those motherfuckers like a leprechaun searching for his gold. (No relation to the movies. I wasn't into homicide back then. Not like I am now.)

Best blog ever.

*looks down at comments* yep, just more of the pagans f*cking up Christian holidays. No offense.

This just made my day.

@indigo.
Lol! Thanks. I just started blogging, so I was kind of nervous about how it'd be.

Best easter blog I've seen in a long time.

@Carpe Diem !
Few people do, my friend. And yeah, it WAS Peter Cottontail! If a man named Peter Cottontail dressed as a bunny and offered children candy, he would be arrested and shunned from society.

You know, I never really thought how weird the idea of a bunny running around shitting colorful eggs was. Until this very moment. And why the fuck did they decide to like, name him too? Peter Cottontail? Sort of sounds like a pedophile, if ya ask me.

@leviathan.
He really likes his job. I'll put in a good word for you.

@ Usako
This brings me joy more so that the Germans needed children to be "put in their place" rather than the whole "oh yay candy" part.

Asshole #1 seems like my kinda guy.

@Daughter Monster
Lol. Well, I try, you know...

The Easter Bunny is apparently originated in pre-Christian pagan lore. It was a symbol of fertility and new life. After conversion, the Germans brought it over to America in the 1800s and made it another Santa Claus like figure so children would behave.

Oh my God I fucking love you. xD