The Avenged Sevenfold Bible and other things. - Comments

@ purple89
Happy birthday!!!

no i think val and matt belong together... if they ever were together.. thats like a downgrade for matt..

Ok so I just read this list to a bar full of drunks and the laughter that ensued wAs Epic!!!!!! You made ringing in my bday that much better!!!

@ HerNameIsAlice
Sexy beasts of writers. With killer voices... And giant... DIMPLES! DIMPLES!!

M. Shadows jacks off to Monster Trucks.

I LAUGH A LITTLE TOO LONG EVERY TIME

@ Embrace The Shadows
Hmm.. yeah.
That's pretty valid.
Make me wonder if your babies be writers or just sexy beasts.

@ TheReverendGates31
Oh thank Dear God!
He probably heard you yelling "Save Me."
No longer will I think that God Hates Us.

@ HerNameIsAlice
-Magically reincarnates myself- It was just Fiction! Dear God gave me another chance to live! c:

@ RachTheBat_
That one is my fave!

M. Shadows does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

@ TheReverendGates31
Nooo!
Come back to us!
It's almost easy!
You don't belong there!
Escape from the afterlife!

I actually types Synyster Gates into google and clicked I'm feeling lucky...this is my spirit talking

First of all, one of them is wrong. It is not Johnny Christ that horses are hung like, it is totally M. Shadows. That's all I have to say there.

Gena hasn't been 24 in forever... According to what I've read, she was either born in 83 or 84 and I was born in 85 and I'm way older than 24. So yeah.

Yes, you can think what you damn please... Just like I am thoroughly convinced that if he was going to get divorced, I would make a fantastic step-mother to his son, and since I've used myself in several of my banners, I am pretty sure Matt and I would make an adorable couple.