Most Embarrassing Sex Stories - Comments

@just vogue.
I have had sex on the beach twice. The first time was about two years ago and it was okay. The second time was under the pier on Christmas eve.... we thought the beach was completely empty.... and an old couple walked up out of nowhere. XD

@ theycallmerae
What makes it worse is the fact that the lube is the same kind we use....

@ Matt Sanders;
You're time will come and then we will laugh and laugh :P just kidding

Most embarrassing sex story....there are none :P, no experience here

@ JimmySullivan
Oh Jesus and there is so much room in the back of a Honda ahahah. The baseball field is classic! I once had sex in my backyard when my parents thought I was trick or treating...my parents were way too naive. I'm sorry the sex was bad lol the times I mentioned weren't that great either haha

In the back of a Honda CRV, in the middle of winter, in the middle of an elementary school baseball field while my dad thought we were watching the new James Bond movie. HAH. Not really embarrassing, just memorable, and it was terrible sex.

@ FollowingTheWolves
Thats hysterical! I would be mortified if my parents told the guy I was with what kind of lube to use! Omg I couldnt imagine. And the fact that your sexual escapades were announced to the entire family! haha

@ xMandiblesx
Unfortunately he was a dickhead and kinda forced me into it...bleh men.

My most embarrassing moments:

1)This one isn't all that sexual but my fiance and I were in my sisters room when she was gone and we were just kissing and at one time for some reason someone had brought saran wrap into the room. I have no idea why it was in there and we hadn't had sex at that point so no don't even think we tried it haha. But anyway he had been in the room with me and left his glasses on the bed accidentally, I fell asleep and my mom came in and was all 'why are his glasses in here' and I was all 'oh you know, I was trying them on to see if i could use them.' Well anyway she searched the room for him to make sure I wasn't hiding him in there. Well come to find out the box of saran wrap was on the floor on the other side of the bed and I know she got the wrong idea entirely!!!

2) Second most embarrassing I waited until I was eighteen before having sex. I promised myself I wouldn't before then but after I turned legal I had birth control problems and that halted it. I refuse sex without both birth control and condoms because I am not ready for a kid. Anyway after I was of age and we had started having sex we forgot a bottle of lube on the bed. My mom came in and picked it up and was 'umm what' and my fiance tiredly looked up and told her it was my sisters. Later on she realized what was going on and decided to drag my fiance through the store telling him what was the best kind of lube and what her and my dad use. I am so glad I wasn't there for that.

3) My entire family was around the day my mom pretty much announced that I was having sex. My aunt was using it against me telling me she would tell my dad. My dad was super protective of me and didn't want any accidents. Anyway my mom flipped out, and by this time she knew and freaked on my aunt for the threat. Then my dad wanted to know what was going on so she told him, my sister in law and brother were here!!! And she told them and it was just frustrating as hell and embarrassing!!!

Btw...DAMN! A Port a potty?! I refuse to even use one lol. Like I would pee in a bush first. Please tell me he was hot and worth the trouble at the time? :O

Thanks girls and nah. I haven't been to the doctor yet recently. I was waiting for that when I got pregnant lol instead of before. I'm just annoyed cause some people hump once and then BAM they get pregnant lol.....I'm impatient plus I have PCOS so that kind of isn't helping my odds in the first place.

@ xMandiblesx sometimes it just doesn't happen straight away. you just wait. one day you'll suddenly find out you're with child

@ just vogue.
i think the thrill just sounds hot but I am sure I would be panicking in real life lol

@ xMandiblesx
It will happen. It must be tough with the waiting and I really hope it happens soon for you. Have you seen a doctor?

Well see we've been married for seven years this june but now we don't use condoms and I'm still not pregnant nor do I take birth control. I'm trying for a baby and it's just not happening!

@ theycallmerae I don't like the thrill, lol, but i'll do anything when i'm wasted. haha @ xMandiblesx I bet he was much more careful after that

@ just vogue.
No I haven't but I've wanted to! The thrill of being caught is really what that's all about to me.

@ xMandiblesx
Omg hysterical! And I understand! After that we didn't use condoms anymore and boom 2 months later I was pregnant

Hahaha well wanna know what's worse about it? He had came in the condom so it was lost up in me for two days with sperm. Back then me getting pregnant wasn't a good thing so I was tripping for like days until I got my period lol. I kept taking those $1 pregnancy tests too bahha! Yeah the look on his face when I said, Omg! Where'd the condom go ?!

@ xMandiblesx OMG I AM FUCKING ROLLING I can just picture this guy just like "Oh, my god, the condom's disappeared!" xD has anyone ever had sex on a beach? Just wondering lol

@ just vogue.
Oh god sounds like a good night :P Too funny he asked to join in haha

@ xMandiblesx
The same thing happened to me although it broke in there. We couldn't get it out and so I could smell was rubber! Hahaha

Um hmm...I've never been embarrassed about anything sexual but I guess something would be this one time me and my man were having sex back when we used condoms still. Well the condom came off some time during the rough thrusting and well the condom disappeared inside me and it got lost lmao! He tried digging for it in there too. That's the funny part lol! Finally came out two days later.