prompromprom - Comments

@ DamnYouJackSparrow!
dude i was ALL UP ON THAT SHIT CONSISTENTLY THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT i basically hoarded the strawberries and chocolate fountain while may or may not mumbling under my breath my preeeeeeeeecious.
seriously.
i don't fuck around when it comes to chocolate fountains.

@ lolita in love
OMG I DONT EVEN REMEMBER I FEEL LIKE MY BRAIN JUST NOPED SO FUCKING HARD THAT IT'S SUPPRESSING THE MEMORY LITTLE BY LITTLE UNTIL I'VE COMPLETELY BLACKED IT OUT, ONLY TO BE RESURRECTED ONE DAY IN A PAINFUL AND CRYING FILLED THERAPY SESSION.

BUT SHE PROBABLY WASN'T.
SHE WAS PROBABLY CRITICIZING HIS DICK. AND ROLLING HER EYES. BECAUSE THAT'S ALL SHE DOES.

v. just make sure that they get a chocolate fountain and any prom will suddenly become a+ because anything with a chocolate fountain is a+

I am laughing so hard, oh my god. You're prom sounds a million times more fun than ours.

@ turducken
YUCK DOE.
you saw a dick in her peehole and she never smiles
lollll was she smilin then

They had a chocolate fountain at my prom. I spent about half my time standing around that thing hoping someone would turn away so I could dive into it. Not really. But I did stuff my face with a giant chocolate-covered marshmallow.

@ lolita in love
AND THE KID THAT I WAS WITH IS IN OUR GEOGRAPHY CLASS TOO.
PLEASE.
PLEASE NO ONE SAY ANYTHING LET US IMAGINE THAT THIS NEVER HAPPENED. LET US PUT THIS MEMORY INTO A BOX THAT WILL BURN IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL.

i legitemately cannot even picture her in a good mood let alone allowing a dude that's not rich or channing tatum in her personal space bubble. i can't decide whether to laugh or cringe.

lmao that is so awkward.
fuck.