My dog looks like Snoop Dog - Comments

YOU CAN HAVE BALINSKI.

@ BILINSKI
HET IS BLEH! ALWAYS, ALWAYS BLEH! YES, RESIST THE HET INEED!!

WHY YOU GOT TO TALK ABOUT SPIDERS ON FOOD WHILE I'M EATING?!? HOW CRUEL?!

RESIST THE HET

RESIST

@ addesin
I CAN'T STAND HET SMUT . LIKE IT'S JUST... WEIRD WHEN READ? WEIRD ON THE EYES. WEIRD ON THE MIND. BUT THE THOUGHT OF DOING A NON-ROMANCE-CENTRIC HET FIC IS SO TEMPTING.

But then maybe a tarantula just crawled in my ravioli or something. Little baby tarantulas.

@ BILINSKI
THAT IS AN AMAZING METAPHOR! WILL NOW FOREVER COMPARE HETEROSEXUAL INTERCOURSE TO A PET TARANTULA. (It's scary like a tarantula, at least... )

@ addesin
RIGHT? IT'S LIKE SUDDENLY DECIDING TO GO FROM HAVING A CAT TO A PET TARANTULA.

YOU WANT TO WRITE HET?!?! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!?!?!

Haha that's adorable! They look so much alike.

WHOA WHOA YOU WANT TO WRITE HET WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU WE HAVEN'T BEEN TALK MUCH FOR A WEEK OR SO BUT CALL A DOCTOR

THEY ARE TWINS

The resemblance is striking!