@ addesin I CAN'T STAND HET SMUT . LIKE IT'S JUST... WEIRD WHEN READ? WEIRD ON THE EYES. WEIRD ON THE MIND. BUT THE THOUGHT OF DOING A NON-ROMANCE-CENTRIC HET FIC IS SO TEMPTING.
But then maybe a tarantula just crawled in my ravioli or something. Little baby tarantulas.
@ BILINSKI THAT IS AN AMAZING METAPHOR! WILL NOW FOREVER COMPARE HETEROSEXUAL INTERCOURSE TO A PET TARANTULA. (It's scary like a tarantula, at least... )