Fic Live Blog: Pressing Flowers - Comments

@ heroes.
Seriously, Hayley in labor has created such a hilarious scene, Jacqui needs to write this.

I have enever laughed as hard as I have laughed reading through what will basically be the birthing scene.

I love you people.

- I wonder what else is in her pockets. Oli considers them "never ending pockets of mystery".
- Do you think she has hair dye in one of them.

Yes, I do think this. Imagining Hayley going into labor with Oli just there like what do i do now what have i done fuck my hand but she's screaming at me no complaining fuck me is she actually this angry with me or no it's just the baby emerging from her body i fuck nope this was a mistake owowow why did we BABY THE BABY IS HERE

If they had a little girl named Nicole, I would squeal in happiness. Such cuteness. So much cuteness.

Hayliver is the best thing, seriously, I can't, I love it too much to deal.

Also Jacqui if you write that birthing scene I will praise you forever.

@ sheepcat;
It would be perfect and amazing.
Of course, everything you do is perfect and amazing.

/cracks all bones in body

Bring it on.

@ sheepcat;
All the while, the doctor would tell Oli that it's completely normal for Hayley to be yelling at him. Then once Scott is born, everyone would stop freaking out and just gather around Hayley and Oli and admire the lovely baby and be one happy family.
...I really want you to write that whole birthing scene now.

Poor Oli would be wishing he'd never done the act to make her become pregnant! All oh my God why did I agree to this this was a terrible idea. Someone please knock me down dead with a lightning bolt ow shit my hand Hayley stop squeezing - shit - okay you can squeeze my hand baby ow just get that thing out of you please. God, I know I don't believe in you. . . but then he sees Scott and aww.

@ sheepcat;
Then Oli would be involved as well due to Hayley pretty much yelling at everyone.
"AND YOU. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. YOU HAD TO GO AND PUT A BABY IN MY BELLY. I HATE YOU." "OW. HAYLEY. YOU ARE CRUSHING MY HAND." "YOUR PAIN DOES NOT COMPARE TO MY PAIN SO YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN." "I believe all of you gentlemen need to leave." "NO THEY ARE NOT LEAVING ME UNTIL THIS PARABABY IS BORN."
And then to make matters even more hectic, Bring Me the Horizon also bursts in.
"IT'S OKAY, OLI. WE'RE HERE FOR YOU GUYS." "WHOA. I CAN SEE ITS HEAD."

Oli would be sitting mute by her side just watching them a "the heck?" expression on his face. Squeezing her hand and just making sure she's doing fine while the band yell at each other.
Yeah, Taylor would freak out. Maybe they'd be towed out of the room by the nurses. "NO MY BABY HAYLEY IS GIVING BIRTH I NEED TO BE WITH HER." "Sirs, you really have to leave you're distressing her." "YOU TWO GET BACK IN HERE NOW - OW - THIS IS A TURNING MOMENT IN MY LIFE AND YOU NEED TO BE HERE."

@ sheepcat;
They totally would.
"IT'S OKAY, HAYLEY. YOU ARE GOING TO GET THROUGH THIS." "WE ARE HERE FOR YOU. WHOA. I CAN SEE ITS HEAD." "HAYLEY, TAYLOR JUST FAINTED." "WELL THANKS FOR BEING THERE FOR ME, TAYLOR."
I like to imagine Jeremy still yelling, but being slightly more stable since he's been in this situation before while Taylor would be the one really freaking out.

That's true. Also with the guys checking her out from behind and seeing that she's pregnant.
Oh god. They'd be freaking out.
"HAYLEY ARE YOU OKAY." "CALM DOWN YOU'RE STRESSING HER OUT." "GUYS DO YOU THINK I'M OKAY; I HAVE A BABY COMING OUT OF MY VAGINA."
I'm imagining them being all jumpy and over-protective, which is really sweet but at the same time not good for Hayley.

@ sheepcat;
I totally would if there were flowers around and if it wasn't so dark outside for me to find some because it's midnight here. And of course I'll take pictures.

The more I think about Hayley in labor, the funnier it gets. Don't get me started on how I think it'd be if Taylor and Jeremy were there.

You could seriously press flowers right now if you wanted to. It's not hard; just exactly as I described. Cut, slam inside a book, leave. You'd have to photograph the results and show too.

"Why did you do this to me?" I should add in the birthing scene with your exact words.

@ kitsch
I'm just a boss-ass bitch. That's all there is to it..
Oh my god, you now got me picturing that and like my heart just.

. . .you just have this way to shut me up so effectively. Teach me how.

He'd just lean in to kiss her and remember there's a bump in the way. D'awh.

@ kitsch
So? Whether you like/want kids or not, you'd still be an adorable pregnant waddling penguin.
True. His reaction would be both hilarious and cute.

. . .I don't want or like babies / kids though. . .

Doesn't mean that he can't be shocked by her waddling penguin baby bump.

@ kitsch
I'm saying that we're also going to be adorable pregnant waddling penguins like Hayley. Duh.
But Oli's the one that made her pregnant.

Oh yes Hayley is short but we're short so what are you playing at, Aliya?

And I just imagined the whole "woah pregnant Hayley" Oli reaction, I am laughing so hard.