June 23rd, 2014 at 05:48am
Haha well I'm glad you enjoyed it.
About Cucumbers! (Mature) - Comments
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@ Loveless!
Haha well I'm glad you enjoyed it. June 23rd, 2014 at 05:48am -
This blog by far has been the funniest my parents are sleeping in the next room and I burst out laughing I can't! !!!June 23rd, 2014 at 05:43am
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Oh my god I would have burst out laughing if I would have overheard the convo in the grocery store!June 22nd, 2014 at 05:24pm
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Oh my god I would have burst out laughing if I would have overheard the convo in the grocery store!June 22nd, 2014 at 05:24pm
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@strigoi.: I love cucumbers, but now I'm not so sure anymore! LMFAO. My parents grow their own, but I would never use it to... use on myself. Lol. I enjoy putting them in my pie hole, not any other hole.
But that's hilarious! June 22nd, 2014 at 07:34am -
I can't even look at a cucumber without remembering this time I was searching through one of those funny websites that list really....out there...Yahoo questions. I think it might have been this one, or one like that. Anyway, a question was from a mom who was seeking advice as to what she should do about the fact that every time she bought cucumbers from the grocery store, her young daughter would use them as dildos. She was legit stumped as to what she should do, and then someone commented and was like, "Why don't you stop buying cucumbers?"
June 22nd, 2014 at 07:14am -
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June 22nd, 2014 at 07:11am -
I agree with Albluerose. Those massaging shower heads
but omg don't do it too often ok that shit gets sore 
June 22nd, 2014 at 05:53am -
Hahahahaha!!!! I dunno, different strokes for different folks, you know? This is probably TMI, but I guess my "weirdest" experience was when I took a motorcycle training course. Didn't reach the O-point, but damn did it feel good if you leaned forward just enough. Thank goodness it was a full helmet that covered everything about your face. XDJune 22nd, 2014 at 05:45am
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Damn barbie gets around a lot, but I would have cracked up as well. I can become very sexual with words and not even mean it. I look at things and I'm like are you serious why does that look like a penis!
I have two shower heads, on has the missing head so its like a jet of water.
That's basically it, never had a toy before or anything else. I prefer my shower or a man, or myself.
June 22nd, 2014 at 05:10am
Haha well I'm glad you enjoyed it.