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  • CountSynula

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    @ Loveless!
    Haha well I'm glad you enjoyed it. Wink
    June 23rd, 2014 at 05:48am
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    @ Loveless!
    Haha well I'm glad you enjoyed it. Wink
    June 23rd, 2014 at 05:48am
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    This blog by far has been the funniest my parents are sleeping in the next room and I burst out laughing I can't! !!!
    June 23rd, 2014 at 05:43am
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    Oh my god I would have burst out laughing if I would have overheard the convo in the grocery store!
    June 22nd, 2014 at 05:24pm
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    Oh my god I would have burst out laughing if I would have overheard the convo in the grocery store!
    June 22nd, 2014 at 05:24pm
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    @strigoi.: I love cucumbers, but now I'm not so sure anymore! LMFAO. My parents grow their own, but I would never use it to... use on myself. Lol. I enjoy putting them in my pie hole, not any other hole. tehe But that's hilarious!
    June 22nd, 2014 at 07:34am
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    I can't even look at a cucumber without remembering this time I was searching through one of those funny websites that list really....out there...Yahoo questions. I think it might have been this one, or one like that. Anyway, a question was from a mom who was seeking advice as to what she should do about the fact that every time she bought cucumbers from the grocery store, her young daughter would use them as dildos. She was legit stumped as to what she should do, and then someone commented and was like, "Why don't you stop buying cucumbers?" lmfao
    June 22nd, 2014 at 07:14am
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    Double Facepalm
    June 22nd, 2014 at 07:11am
  • The Real Mitt Romney

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    I agree with Albluerose. Those massaging shower heads Lick but omg don't do it too often ok that shit gets sore Hand
    June 22nd, 2014 at 05:53am
  • Her Afterlife

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    Hahahahaha!!!! I dunno, different strokes for different folks, you know? This is probably TMI, but I guess my "weirdest" experience was when I took a motorcycle training course. Didn't reach the O-point, but damn did it feel good if you leaned forward just enough. Thank goodness it was a full helmet that covered everything about your face. XD
    June 22nd, 2014 at 05:45am
  • Albluerose

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    Damn barbie gets around a lot, but I would have cracked up as well. I can become very sexual with words and not even mean it. I look at things and I'm like are you serious why does that look like a penis!

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    I have two shower heads, on has the missing head so its like a jet of water. Wink

    That's basically it, never had a toy before or anything else. I prefer my shower or a man, or myself. Laughing
    June 22nd, 2014 at 05:10am
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