Audrey, my God... I just stumbled across this blog and could not stop laughing after reading Avery's reaction.
I love how he admitted to it right and you told him you'd probably do the same thing! XD Tbh though, I would most likely have the exact same thought in my head too if I were a guy. You know, cos it looks so soft and spongy.
Also, mad props for the use of the Ann Perkins gif.