Whordan Hopez Chronicles : In Which Jordan Becomes Ellis Prescott - Comments

Your blogs kill me lmaooo.

HAHAHAHAHAHA HOW DO YOU EVEN GET YOURSELF IN THESE SITUATIONS I love it

@ pocahontas.
Ha yes it's KSL I don't know why I wrote SBL lol

waiT THAT IS EXCITING OOoooooh yay!!

This is WILD! I was on the edge of my seat, not breathing. Giving me life n shit. This is the best. Is it K.SB.L? LAWD. I'm so cheering for you, even through the psycho crap because SAAAAAME. Get it ✊

I read this last night and was seriously on the edge of my seat. I made me laugh so hard, but I legit could feel your struggle. Seriously though, you better keep us updated!

@ She Said Poptarts
I will admit I handled this probably the best I've ever handled a situation. I kept telling myself like you have another month of classes with this man you can't avoid him you need to not eff this up. There was so much stupid stuff I wanted to do and my friend was encouraging me to hook up with him I'm like we have class THIS tuesday. That's the kind thing you do after you take your final.

I will absolutely be keeping everyone updated. Don't worry I gotchu.

hahaha, if that's awkward (points to blog) then you're like the general of awkwardness, because I think you handled it all perfectly without being completely embarrassing. Your thoughts were like, "OMFG WHAT DO I DO, HELP" while the wasted Jordan was like, "I got this boo."

yas, beards and scruffs are unf.
you'll keep us updated, yeah?

@ She Said Poptarts
Dude you can have my life permanently! I'm going to need anxiety meds if this continues. I'm too awkward to have this stuff going on! And the only way I can survive these kinds of things is with alcohol and my liver's gonna hate me.

All I could think was how this could be the beginning of a teacher/student romance. My friends are like you're basically aria and ezra. I'm like noooooo!! Can I add that he has the most beautiful blue-green eyes!! And his beard game is ON POINT.

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@ She Said Poptarts
Yo I have so much more embarrassing moments with guys I swear this school is cursed. I am always tripping up here. I think god plays jokes on me sometimes, my life can be like a chapter in a book. I actually can't believe I touched his phone that I touched him at all

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can we trade lives for like a week, or two?

Oh god, I was totally giggling like crazy when I got to that part of the blog. All those past teacher stories I've read got to me and gaah

@ dawn of light @ losing control.
He tried to play the twin card!!! And he goes my name's Sebastian. In my head, I'm like uhm I've stalked the shit out of you I know your full name and I know your middle name is Sebastian but nice try you were quick on your feet. lol.

@ dawn of light
Also, low-key might rewrite/revive Ellis Island so you might get your chance to finish it

Oh my god this blog gives me life

I felt so embarrassed in the middle of this tho omg. Also the fact that he tried to play the twin card on you

THE FACT THAT HE TRIED TO PASS UP THE TWIN CARD HAHAHAHAHAHAH

wait I didn't get to finish Ellis Island only because I was on C12 so that title made me so happy

Nah dude I was feeling all nervous for you ahhahaahhaha

YO OMG this blog post gives me so much life I wish my profs were hot too but they're old af huhu

But seriously I kept squealing 'cause of your blog

That was WILD.

I'm DYING.

@ decay
If this became and Ellis and Ben situation I wouldn't be able to survive. It'd give me a heart attack. I'm not even sure that I won't have a heart attack sitting his presence for 90 minutes.

@ She Said Poptarts
Yo I have so much more embarrassing moments with guys I swear this school is cursed. I am always tripping up here. I think god plays jokes on me sometimes, my life can be like a chapter in a book. I actually can't believe I touched his phone that I touched him at all

OMG I HAD TO STOP READING IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE I GOT EMBARRASSED! I covered my face and blushed, jfc. I LOVE THIS, it was way too fic like. I honestly wanna experience something like this.

I blushed when ya'll played on the phone

LOOOOOL THIS WAS SO ENTERTAINING TO READ Unfortunately, all my male professors are/were old af and not attractive so nothing there. But I hope you get it, Ben and Ellis style