Whordan Hopez Chronicles : The New York Sexy Times - Comments

I feel like in order to have lived life to the fullest I need to go out with you one time like fuck me up your nights are so lit WHY DOESN'T THIS HAPPEN TO ME

you actually lived my one time goal of kissing a pro soccer player and it's totally cool because I follow mls and know the eric you're talking about

but ANYWAYS that's exciting and also I also vote thumbs up for blowjobs they're so fun to give and so much less stressful than getting anything

yo this was fucking lit lol

I think all of us need to for a club to live vicariously through you because I've never done anything interesting like that.
Makes me a bit jelly, not even gonna lie.

Oh, you're a fun magnet. and I live with my older sister! It's kind of awkward with her though, haha. When I do go out is when my friend from my old town comes to visit! And that's rarely.

IS THERE A FRIEND VERSION OF TINDER? omg I wonder if it works!

KEEP EM COMING also can I add you on snap

I feel so old LMAO because there's no age limit for drinking in China and clubs there don't card people so I did heaps of clubbing in high school, so it's not a big deal here. And also like the nightlife in my uni town isn't as good as it was in a huge city. But apparently London is like overpriced and overrated, so ??? Maybe I just need another city

Lol blue eyes can get you. The boy I like has like the clearest blue eyes I've ever seen and I just...ugh. Can't even. I'm adding you, btw. User is brianaessence

eta: I don't think anyone overshares the way I do lol

@ lungsmoke
I'm glad you like them I feel like I'm oversharing with the mibbaverse sometimes

@ nefertiti;
Not invasive at all! My snapchat is 'saeglopur'. I can definitely see how some people would dislike it, but my few experiences have been pretty okay. Okay, he literally had the prettiest blue eyes while we were on the couch I kept staring out the window and he was like "Why won't you look at me?" And I was like "Because your eyes are too blue its making me hate you"

@ She Said Poptarts
I swear I don't know how my life turns out like this. I'll have the most mundane weeks and then all of the sudden I choose to go out and its the most extreme night of my life. Do you have a roommate? I feel like its really hard to meet people to be friends. I genuinely almost downloaded a friend-version of tinder. But sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and go out alone.

@ losing control.
I'm always embarrassed when I post blogs about my night because I feel like I sound crazy psychotic. There's a huge disconnect between the writer part of myself and the part that goes out and does crazy shit.

Literally just living vicariously through your blogs omg

Your life is so fucking interesting and I'm jealous as hell. I need friends. When I moved to the city like 4 years ago and I didn't try to make friends lmao so I've just been missing out.

Yo, this may seem invasive, but what's your snap?

And I'm on the unpopular boat, too. But I actually enjoy giving them. But that's probably because I'm into the person I've been giving them to, so that can be a thing.

"You pretty blue eyed jewish boy."

I'M WEAK

You're living. I'm telling you lol

omfg no lie I am literally living vicariously through your blogs and I love your blogs
grammar edit LOL