We can be together in that jealous corner because that isn't fair.
His existence is one big distraction as well as a personal attack and I'm a victim if there ever was one.
HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY I LOVE YOU? Cause I do. He was just this side of ridiculous. He also proceeded to try to call our store dog over so he could get him and I was like NOPE and ran away with him. Rude dudes get no dog privileges.