Gimme Your Funny Animal Stories - Comments

@ padme;

@ VixL
Yes! It is. Almost every cat I knows is sassy to some degree. Even my dog, who's actually a cat, is sassy. And yeah, golden retrievers can be. They're so fluffy and precious and I love dogs. And cats. Whenever someone asks me cats or dogs I'm always like

@ padme;
That’s the perfect word to describe cats lmbo sassy. And the dog we had was a golden retriever So, I think that breed is just pretty energetic which was why he kept dragging me along to sniff everything and wouldn’t listen to my commands

@ VixL
RIGHT? I'm still dying. They really don't! And she's normally acts like she's the queen anyway, so I'm not surprised. Cats are amazing. They're so sassy.

1. What breed was he? Large breeds do this a lot, but you just have to train them not to. With you, because when they're with people that don't know the rules they'll act up and do whatever they want. Basically like kids.

2. WHAT Wow. I... I don't want to know how.

3. Hmm... did you take a step towards her while she was running at you? Sometimes dogs who are showing aggression will back down if you CALMLY take a step towards them. (Sometimes. They could also continue to charge at you.) Anyway, apparently this shows them that you're the alpha dog and they'll typically respect your authority if you do this... but not always? I dunno. My experience with dogs and aggression is very limited. But I agree, at the time it's not funny and then later it is. And Little Rascals! Yes, that's probably what it would've looked like

LMBO I can’t believe she did that! But I sort of can at the same time because cat’s are bad asses lol They don’t take mess from anyone! Not even their owner’s lol Now your boyfriend knows better.

As for the questions, well, here are my funny animal stories

QUESTIONS
1. What's your funniest animal story?

I walked my dog when I was eight but he was essentially walking me because he kept dragging me around. That was fun

2. How about second funniest animal story?

The same dog somehow got poop on the ceiling one time!

3. ... How about third funniest animal story? Just gimme all the funny animal stories.

This one dog I knew from the neighborhood suddenly had rage syndrome while I was taking a walk and she wasn’t on a leash. So, she ran at me like she was about to bite me, then turned back into her normal friendly self like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. It wasn’t funny at the time, but it was funny when I thought ablut it later because I had been thinking of trying to outrun her if she kept trying to chase after me and I just imagined how that would have went or looked

Something like this maybe: