Dude I seriously need your help (crazy cat problem...) - Comments

If anyone accuses you of being a cutter, explain that you have a cat. I have a cat scratch right on my wrist, but you could tell it wasn't self-inflicted. Don't even bring it up if nobody else mentions it.

Wrap guaze stuff around the cuts and tell people that you have stiff wrists :-)

Tell them that cutters cut deeper if they assume you're a cutter. You just have a kitty.