Oh jesus. These sorts of things really do actually weigh on my conscience.
Billie Joe - I'm sorry, man.
For making you and Liz illegal in I'm Sorry, Joey. And for making her Joey's girlfriend. There's a happy ending, I promise.
I'm sorry for not making you strong enough in I Want You and Pleasure-promises.
I'm sorry for making you a whore in Whore and Lolita.
I'm sorry for making you a teenage drunk in The House.
I'm sorry I gave you an unfeeling, cheating boyfriend in I Can't Feel.
I'm so fucking sorry I killed you in Seventeen Forever.
I'm sorry - again - for making you adulterous in Dirty and Pleasure-promises.
I'm sorry you're a loner in Beauty. And I'm sorry you had to watch your Dad die and probably the same with Mike, too.
I'm sorry I made you hurt yourself in Silently.
I'm sorry I made you find a dead body in The Body.
I'm sorry I wrote about your Dad's funeral in It'll Be Okay.
I'm sorry I made you kill yourself in Knot.
I'm sorry I made you addicted to cheap cigarettes in Chasing The Wind. And I'm sorry you had to go through withdrawal. I know it hurt.
I'm sorry. I love you.
Mike - I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry your best friend is a technical pedophile in I'm Sorry, Joey.
I'm sorry Billie and Tre threw you into a pool on your birthday.
I'm sorry you don't know Billie's cheating on you in Whore. And I'm sorry you love him so much and he loves Tre.
I'm sorry I made Billie a drunk and you always having to pick up his pieces in The House.
I'm sorry I gave you no real emotions in I Can't Feel.
I'm sorry I made your best friend jack off to you in the night in Control.
I'm sorry I gave you a spinal disease in Beauty. Like, really sorry.
I'm sorry I made Billie and Tre like... mate on top of you in Paradise.
I'm sorry I made you have to deal with Billie's self harm in Silently.
I'm sorry for basically everything in Chasing the Wind.
And, my god, I'm sorry for making you love Billie in Pleasure-promises. I think that covers that whole story.
Tre - I am so fucking sorry, dude.
I'm sorry that your best friend is a pedophile in I'm Sorry, Joey.
I'm sorry that I made you love Billie for so long in I Want You.
I'm SO sorry I made Billie die in Seventeen Forever. And I'm really sorry you had to watch.
Really. I wish explain how sorry I am for that whole damn story.
I'm sorry I made you unsure of yourself in Who The Fuck Is Tre Cool?
I'm sorry I made you kill yourself in Knot.
Gerard,
I'm sorry I made you love your brother in Always Be The Same. I'm sorry you had to watch him get married.
I'm sorry I made Frank leave you and you continue to love him in Frankie.
I'm sorry I killed you in Revenge.
I'm REALLY sorry I gave you a urinary tract infection in UTI.
I'm sorry you feel unsettled in Dirty.
I'm sorry for everything in Words.
I'm sorry I made you hurt yourself in Help.
I'm sorry I killed Frankie in Frank. I'm sorry you loved him so much.
I'm sorry Frank walked out on you when you were going to propose in Memories.
I'm sorry you violated your probation in He Left.
Frankie,
I'm sorry I made you a drug addict (and an asshole) in Frankie.
I'm sorry I killed Gerard in Revenge. I'm sorry you were left behind.
I'm sorry you couldn't get laid right away in UTI.
I'm sorry for the clown in Don't Cry Out.
I'm sorry I made you hurt yourself in Words.
I'm sorry for what you had to go through in Help.
I'm sorry - again - that I made you a drug addict and I'm sorry I killed you in Frank.
I'm sorry Billie's a whore in Lolita.
I'm sorry I made you a serial killer in Filth.
I'm sorry you and Gerard couldn't be together in Memories.
I'm sorry Gerard left in He Left.
Mikey,
I'm sorry I made you love your brother in Always Be The Same. I'm sorry you had to marry Alicia and not be with him.
I'm sorry you have so many problems in Last Words.
Bob,
I'm sorry I made you puke on your birthday in Mount Bryar Erupts.
I'm sorry you're the only one who knows about Gerard and Mikey in Always Be The Same.
Ray,
I'm sorry you've had to watch all this shit go down, while being the only one level headed most of the time.
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Ryan,
I'm sorry for making you puke in Experience.
I'm sorry Brendon's so scared of something you'd never do in Far Away.
Brendon,
I'm sorry for making you scared in Far Away.
I'm sorry for making you a drug addict and broken in The Rabbit.
Spencer,
I'm sorry for what Brendon does in The Rabbit.
Nikki,
I'm sorry for writing about your addiction.
Tommy,
I'm sorry you have to pick up Nikki's pieces in Baby.
Mick,
I'm sorry I gave you a big head in Sell Out. But it's true, you know.
Adrienne, Brittany, Lyn-Z, Alicia, Jamia: I'm sorry I made your men cheat on you/not love you.
And Liz,
I'm sorry for absolutely everything. I really, really am.