Anyone Want To Apologize?

Dear Cass,
I'm sorry that your parents pushed you away when you were seventeen and barely making it big. I'm sorry that your brother passed away when you were fifteen. I'm sorry you've had a hard time trying to pull everything together, but I guess that's life. Most of all, I'm sorry I constantly make you play the hero - and the fact that you're always facing the consequences for it.

Dear Elias,
I'm sorry your sister died, even though she didn't deserve it because she was only nine years old. I'm sorry that you also have a hard time and will most likely never become what you aspire to be - a journalist. I'm sorry you got dragged into all this mess, even though it was Cass' fault. Most of all, I'm sorry for killing the only person you had left in your life - your partner in crime.

I'm just gonna apologize in advance for all the sexual tension, exploration, and disappointments to come in the future Emily

Dear Skye,

I'm sorry about Jimmy, and his involvement with the cartel. I'm sorry his involvement with the cartel got him killed.
Things will look up, I promise.

damn marshall and zeke i'm sorry man that i put you through such a terrible story line, i wish i had come up with you at this point in my life where i've stopped writing like a fifteen year old girl. you're better than the tortured artist and runaway teenager. i left you off after just having sex though, so y'all owe me one

Okay so far, I've decided you were raped and now have issues with people liking you. I'm sorry I've made you a slut, who is Basorexic and need that attention that you also can't handle. :/ sucks... Sorry.

I'm so sorry Maeven. You will be highly disliked, but you will always be my favorite character and good things will come in store for you. In the sequel.

Dear Max, I'm really freakin' sorry that you're so misunderstood. I'm sorry that you didn't get the guy and that you're stuck with someone you don't love. I'm also sorry you got your innocence torn away from you.

Piper, even though I try to make you likable I'm sorry that you're too bloody protective.
Seriously it annoys me.

Jordan, I'm sorry for the future mass sexual tension that you will endure with Styles because boy that is going to kill you as much as it'll kill me with feels when I write it.

Stace, I'm sorry that I start your story and never finish it. I keep meaning to write more, but I always end up taking it down and re-writing it. I guess it's a good thing for you, though, because then no one knows just how bad of a mother you will be. It's sort of your fault for putting a guy who isn't the father on the birth certificate, though. That was just low.

Niall, I'm sorry that you keep having to wait before you can release some of that sexual tension you have for Cassie.
And Cassie, I'm sorry that you have feels for Niall in the first place. I know it's hard, but you have to fight the feels. TRY TO FIGHT IT GIRL

Taylor, I'm sorry I made your brother die. Ryan was cool, I know.

Gianna, I'm sorry I made your mom one of those cliche abusive drunks. At the time it seemed like a good idea, and it got you Harry, didn't it? Also I'm sorry I've taken so long to update. I'll try to be better about it.

Katie, I'm so sorry that you got bullied all those years and that you have no self-esteem or confidence. I know it really sucks. I'm also really sorry your mom doesn't do much. I'm also sorry that you never told anyone. It must be really hard for you.

Mia, I'm so sorry that guy sent those pictures of you to everyone. I'm sorry Gabby wasn't there for you. I'm sorry you killed yourself. It was hard for me to write, don't worry.

Unnamed girl in "Waiting," I'm sorry you got stood up. You did look really nice. He was a jerk, anyway.

Oh golly, I need this. Lol!

So first, Keagan:
God, where do I start?! You're definitely my most abused character yet somehow my favorite. I'm sooo sorry for all the shit I put you through. I'm sorry I made the love of your life reject you. Twice. I'm sorry I made you a hard-hearted dick that no one likes. I'm so, so, soooo sorry I hit you with a car!! And made you brain damaged. And scarred up. And in love with an emotionally unstable little jerk with a permanent stick up his ass... Wow. I suck, huh? At least things will start looking up eventually!! :) And dont forget, if the rest of the world is crashing down around you, at least you're hot! ;)

Next Channing:
Sorry I made you so short. I know you hate it. Teehee, not really. You're adorable. But seriously, sorry I made you poor and made you take care of a giant man-child. But you love him so shut up. :P Anyway, sorry I made your best friend date the man you love in high school even though you were too stubborn to realize it then.

Last person who deserves a serious apology is Elliot. This poor guy!
First off, sorry about the whole porn thing. I don't even know what I was thinking. Also, sorry you're such a push over... shoulda known you would snap eventually... Finally, sorry I gave you such shitty taste in guys and never let you have a normal, steady relationship. It'll work out eventually!! :)

Lol. Keagan and Elli might forgive me but I don't think Channing would like me very much in real life. Teehee!

Dear St. James:
I'm really sorry we don't really get to learn much about you within the boundaries of I Can't Hang. I mean, we don't even see your last name mentioned directly. You've got your own little story to tell and your own views of the Manhattan incident you and Kyle and Brady caused, and I guess that's why I'm writing Sainthood for you. (That and the fact that I need at least a little bit of closure on your relationship with Brady.)

Dear Brady:
You're probably the most naive character I've created, but good lord, you're probably the biggest sweetheart too. I'm so sorry for making your afterlife filled with the most chaos and turbulence it possibly could have had, but at least you're not alone anymore.

And dear Kyle:
I know what it's like to have different degrees of loneliness settle in all at once. Sometimes I forget that you're just a kid; you're so smart for someone your age. I'm just really sorry for killing you in such an undignified way and giving you hell in Heaven.

Dear Harry,
I'd say I'm sorry for the sexual tension you'll have to deal with but tbh I'm not really.
ENJOY THE BLUE BALLS

hawker!:

To the entire cast of Generation Why Bother:

Your whole story looks like it's going to be completely batshit crazy and huge and totally epic, considering all of the sideplots I keep coming up with. Sorry in advance. I don't know when I'll actually sit down and write it yet. I don't even know what the villain's gonna be yet...

Also, to Shira/Heather/Hewaka:

I don't know why your redesign looks so badass. You're still the tomboy you were in my past sketchbooks from frickin' fourth grade, and I think you're the first super old character of mine to be completely revamped and yet still have the same basis. Consider yourself lucky, girl. Also, sorry for making you from the same planet as Bopar from Spin. Maybe there'll be a crossover in there somewhere.

Love and kittens,
Kelly

It's uncanny how true this still holds even after I finished writing GWB...(it's not all posted yet though.)

Also, dear Put'emup, Put'emup:
I know, I know. I need to write some more of your songs. To be honest, I'm still trying to get a grasp on how you sound as a band - I'm imagining Four Year Strong with a rockabilly edge and just a hint of pop. Is that cool? Sorry I'm not used to writing another epic band-centered story.

Love and kittens,
Kelly

Dear Stiles,
I'm sorry that you're so awkward. Blame Jeff Davis, not me.

Dear Georgia,
I'm sorry your attempts aren't working. It's not my fault Stiles is awkward. Again, blame Jeff Davis. Not me.

Dear Darren and Ally
I'm sorry you guys won't get the chapter you deserve, where Darren finally bites the bullet and tells Ally it was him at that Halloween party and together you guys start the healing process. I just, I'm so ready to be done with this story, it's gotten to where I want it to be and I don't know how to do you two in the last few chapters I have planned.

Dear Callie,

I'm sorry I've abandoned you and Harry. I wish I could say I will make it up to you, that things will turn up from here- but I'm done making promises I'm not sure that I will keep. You and I both know how the story ends, unfortunately the ending chapter will most likely not make it. I hope you know how close and dear both of you are to my heart, but it's just time to move on from fan fiction.

Perhaps I will re-create the both of you in a different story, perhaps you are doomed to live in a limbo of unfinished works.

Either way, it's been grand.

Forever and always, xoxo

Mia

Beau, I'm sorry that you're going to be put in an awkward position for most of the story.
Alice, I AM SO SORRY THAT YOU HAD TO DIE. I mean, you're dead for the whole story which is the point, but still, I love you already.

Florence, I'm sorry you never got to hear about Spencer's undying love for you. I'm sorry that after all of your struggles that you conquered, once you were in the most perfect predicament, you died fighting for every last breath; meaning that, ultimately, Alex won. I'm sorry that I allowed Spencer to find someone to replace you. I'm sorry I didn't let you not know that you were so freaking beautiful.

And, of all these things, I'm sorry I let your sixteen year old niece go off and live with your abusive, bipolar ex boyfriend where she met the same fate as you did-- scarred and wide eyed, without a hope for the future, and without enough resources to make one.

You honestly died in vain.