Slang From Your Hometown.

Mad Crack - Good fun.
Sound - Cool.
Savage - Brilliant.

I'll come back with more.

Balls - Awesome/Great/Cool thing.
Legit - The new Totally or Official
Asshat - Very hated person
Creeper - The name explains itself.
Honey - Term for "enemies".

South Jersey has almost no slang that I know of....

Down the shore: To the beach - "My older cousin goes down the shore with his friends pretty often."
AC: Atlantic City - "Mom booked a room at a hotel/casino in AC."
OC: Ocean City - "There are a ton of salt water taffy shops down in OC, but Shriver's is the best."
Casinos: Atlantic City - "Hey, wanna go to the casinos tonight?"
Speedline: Kind of like a subway, but it goes above ground, too; basically just a REALLY fast train - "Her dad dropped her off at the Speedline in Collingswood."

I think those are relative to the South Jersey/Philadelphia area....

Tits/The Tits Awesome - "Man, that party was (the) tits!"
Vanilla City Fort Collins - "We're staying in Vanilla City for the weekend."
(because of the almost non-existent minority population in FoCo)
Bones Money - "That kid owes me twenty bones."
Chillax Chill/relax, usually means to smoke bud. - "Let's go chillax to relax."

"We went to a tits party up in Vanilla City, but after getting jacked fifty bones, we decided to call it a night and just chillax."

Fuckin' 303.

Titdirt - Kinda like saying something sucks. "Man, that's titdirt."

Go Yonder - fuck off; generally used in a school building.
Hatched - stolen. "Hey man, you hear about Joe's parents gettin' hatched?"
Proto - in the process of; deriving from prototype.
back asswards - doing something wrong
give a worm, take a fish - used when describing a greedy person
Sayward's end - the outskirts of town, where Sayward's farm is located
Begg's - Begg's Point/Park, the town of Essex in general.
Cracked - gone crazy, insane
Apple-Jacked - stolen I-pod
B Baller - tall person.
popcicle - short person
Spider - sneaky person
Flip crackers - flip shit, also a school-censored term. "Man, if you don't stop hittin' me imma flip crackers!"

^Apple-Jacked

I don't think Buffalo has any cool slang terms.

Everyone here says "jokes"
...like, if you're kidding around or sometimes not even kidding around you just throw "jokes" after it.
Most people have it shortened down to "jks".

I think that's not normal?

'Tits' is interchangeably used with crap around here.
Like, if something goes wrong, we sometimes say 'oh, tits' instead of 'oh, crap'.
We also say 'calm your tits' or 'calm your passions' if someone's getting angry/upset over next to nothing.

'gert sweaty' - i don't even know what it means. if someone is 'sweaty' they are generally unpleasant in some way, i guess. a 'gert (great big) sweaty' is just the noun version i suppose.

oh and me and my freinds use 'poo your pants' instead of 'pee your pants' - as in pissing yourself laughing. i think we're just weird.

Hmm, I think we have a few. I'll look online and see which ones I actually say..

Bloke: A male.
Blowie : Blowfly.
Crook : To be sick or no good
Footy: Refers to either Rugby League, Rugby Union, or Australian Rules football, which is very popular in Melbourne. (I use it to refer to AFL (Australian Rules football, as I'm from Melbourne)
Fair dinkum : True, genuine; an assertion of truth or genuineness.
Mate : Friend, buddy. The great Australian leveller. Anyone can be your mate, from the Prime Minister to the bloke next‑door. Also, affectionate term for a close friend. “G’Day mate,” is a common Aussie greeting. (I never actually say 'G'day mate, neither does anyone I know, but I use mate alot...)
Mozzie : Mosquito
No worries: Don’t worry, everything is okay.
Shout: To pay for a round of drinks, also used when buying anything for another person. In an Aussie pub you’ll often hear, “It’s your shout, mate.”
Snag: a sausage
Barbie: Barbecue
Tomato sauce: Ketchup
Ute: Utility truck or pick‑up truck.

Holy crap, I never knew how much Australian slang I actually use..
I'm Australian if that wasn't already obvious.. ahahah

We also have this thing at my school at the moment with "calm your farm." Used to tell someone to be quiet/calm down.

anto wrestles bears:

Beast: Awesome/cool
Jelly/jellin: Jealous
Chalk: Insult/talk shit
Bitchin: Awesome, amazing
Hoes from Joe's: Sluts at a certain Catholic school here XD
Tremonsters: People from Tremont
Sign guy: A mysterious guy in Tremont who puts up random signs with little birds and cats and stuff all around the neighborhood in the middle of the night.

I can't think of many. Oh yeah, from Cleveland x3 (Tremont, technically)

Finally! Another Mibbian from Ohio

To add to Ohio Slang:

Pop: Soda basically
Pork it: Screw; Bang; Have sex with
Creeper: Odd person; Stalker
Mystery Machene: Raper van
Muffmuncher: Insult; Implying you are gay
Grassfairy: Derogatory term for a gay person
420: Weed
Wanker; Insult
Wangster: Wannabe Gangster
Karma's A Baby Llama Ain't it? It's basically "Karma's a b!tch, right?'
Duck: Censored version of F*ck
Juggalo: Follower of ICP; (Insane Clown Posse) Typically smokes a lot of weed & are like family. Often say 'Down with the clown' or "Whoop Whoop"
740 Boys: Gang from London; OH
The 614: The area in Ohio that has the 614 Area code
Murk: Kill
Bloods: See 740 boys.
Stroking my beard: thinking
That's what she said: Sexual joke
Smh: Shaking my head
Booze: Alcohol

That's all I can think of right now...

inferno.:

Epic: Really cool
Fail: Ruined something or did something stupid
Win: did something good or cool
Epic fail: Something stupid that was awesome
Wicked: Cool
Like: Said almost every other word (Buys time while you try to be articulate) ie "That was like... awesome dude
Dude: Replacement for person's name (Man or women)
Baked: stoned, trashed, high, drunk
(Basically anything no one says anymore)

We say all of those here.

And we use "pop" instead of soda.
Jacked - Messed up or stole. "Dude, she jacked my phone."
Pallet - Blankets on the floor for a person to sleep on. "I made a pallet for you."
Winder - Window. "Shut that winder for me, please?"

Western Pennsylvania slang:
Pixburg- Pittsburgh.
Yinz- It's like saying ya'll.
Sweeper- Vaccuum cleaner.
Jeet jet?- Did you eat yet? Bahaha, everyone I know says this.
Slippy- Slippery.
A whole nother- Basically a whole other.
An nat- And that.
Ize- I was.

mac/mack- a person you have a crush on (is he your mac?)
or
To get your mac on- to become flirty

to mac/ macking -to have a crush on someone (Sara is macking on David)

Bro: dude
Serious: experession of surprise (A: Ann is getting married.
B: Serious?!)
Mozzie: misquito
a buddy: a bottle (of cooldrink e.g. a buddy coke)

cat - lame/stupid, "that show was cat."
getitin (get it in) - have sex, "you trying to getitin?"
boscos - mozzarella sticks
cute - cool/neat, "you went to an amusement park? that's cute."
yeah, you right - speaks for itself...
faaaaaane - fine, "stop it, it's faaaaaaaane."
taaaaaame - time, "take your taaaaaame."

Yooper - someone from the Upper Peninsula
The D - Detroit
The Mit/Mitten - Michigan
The twp - used to describe the area north of Detroit/the area around hall road, usually used when describing how boring it is

Cuss words are substituted for just about anything, and I'd probably take up way too much room if I described all of our drug-related slang.

david bonk.:

South Jersey has almost no slang that I know of....

Down the shore: To the beach - "My older cousin goes down the shore with his friends pretty often."
AC: Atlantic City - "Mom booked a room at a hotel/casino in AC."
OC: Ocean City - "There are a ton of salt water taffy shops down in OC, but Shriver's is the best."
Casinos: Atlantic City - "Hey, wanna go to the casinos tonight?"
Speedline: Kind of like a subway, but it goes above ground, too; basically just a REALLY fast train - "Her dad dropped her off at the Speedline in Collingswood."

I think those are relative to the South Jersey/Philadelphia area....

I looked up a few more that I actually use....

Piney - Someone living in the Pine Barrens.
Yous(e) - Used when speaking to more than one other person. [The 'e' isn't always added.] - "Yous want anything from the store?"
'Wooder' - Common pronunciation of "water."
'Trehnin/Trehin' - Pronunciation of "Trenton."
Pocket book - Purse. [Though I say it as "pock-a-book."]
busting chops/balls - Joking around with someone - "Oh, c'mon, I was just busting your chops!"
Jimmies - What everyone else calls 'sprinkles' - "Can I get vanilla with rainbow/chocolate jimmies?"
Water ice - BEST STUFF EVER! Italian ice. It's impossible to describe it exactly to someone who's never had it.
Sixers - Philadelphia '76ers [basketball team].
Fightin' Phils - Philadelphia Phillies [baseball team].
Philly - Philadelphia in general. Most of the time, no one actually says Philadelphia - "My cousin spent the night drinking in Philly with his friends."
Wawa - Not really slang, but it's a small convenience store that's located all around Jersey and Philly - "I gotta stop at Wawa real quick and pick up a soda."
Hoagie - A sub sandwich - "Wawa's having their Hoagie Fest. Wanna go get some?"
Dippy eggs - Sunny-side up or over-easy eggs; toast is almost always dipped into the yolk and eaten.
MAC Machine - An ATM, basically.
Tap the MAC/Tap MAC - Get money from a MAC.
AHR-inge - It's how we say "orange" over here.
1060 - KYW News Radio 1060. Everyone listens to it for the news and school closings.
MMR - WMMR 93.3 - a rock radio station over in Philly, definitely known for Preston and Steve in the morning.
Door-door - Pronunciation of "daughter."
Breh-fist - A way of saying "breakfast." [Have you noticed that a lot of letters are left out when we say stuff?]

I dunno if it counts, but my family always says this:

Let's blow this gin joint. - Another way of saying "Let's leave."/"Let's go."

We also leave out the "New" when talking about New Jersey. - "Where're you from?" "Jersey."

Guys wear "wife-beaters," girls wear "tanks."

And does anyone else say "sneakers"? A lot of the things I'm looking at say that it's a Philly term.

Get'r Done

Lol I don't even know what it even means, it sounds so weird.