Slang From Your Hometown.

Uhh.
Allow - Don't bother/I don't care
Hench - Huge / Someone whos well built ie rugby players.
Good times/Bad times - ... You can guess. XD

I don't think hench is slang, but oh well. Becky covered most of them. :file:

lit - legit
mad- very that was mad hard
mack- makeout
yo- what's up.

Bros - a stereotype of the teenage (white) boys who're always at the desert on the weekends and wear 'No Fear' and 'Iron Cross'
and Bro-hoes - who are the teenage girls who are pretty much groupies for bros, stereotypically have that two-tone hair thing (not in a 'scene' way)

I think this specific stereotype of "bros" and "bro-hoes" is kind of just a SoCal thing, but it could be other places too, I just haven't noticed it anywhere else.
It's definately a much more specific type of stereotype then "scene" or "prep" or "goth" or "punk" though.

Beast!
n. a very Chuck Norris-like person.
adj. something that is very Chuck Norris-worthy.
Dude! That is so beast!
You are such a beast!

But it's mostly just my word. :tehe:

Suzicide:
n. 1. the act of killing one's self in a very odd/funny/cool way.
2. Susie's word for 'suicide'

Guver
n. 1. the place for the mind that is worse than the gutter
2. the covering of the gutter.
Get your mind out of the guver!

My friend says 'That's so Dujo. instead of 'That's so cool.'
No lie :D

Ripped - owned. "You just got ripped so bad, man!"
Sick cunt - awesome person. "Oi man you're such a sick cunt!"
Tight - strict, bad, not nice. "Miss, that's so tight! He did it first!

Yeah. I don't use any of them, but everyone else does. :file:

Alphabet Soup:

The biggest things in my area is calling the "park" a green.
And we have grinders. :mrgreen:

Really!?! That sounds like where I live if you don't mind me asking do you live in the north east?

Wicked: Crazy, awesome, and insane
"Dude that was wicked"

Bunk: Lame, stupid, and immature
"That kid was so bunk"

Wowzers: Amazing and surprising
" Dude, did you know Becca and Chris go out again"
"Wowzers, thats wicked"

Siriano;:

Beast!
n. a very Chuck Norris-like person.
adj. something that is very Chuck Norris-worthy.
Dude! That is so beast!
You are such a beast!

Totes that.

Epic
Something fucking incredible. Full of win. :file:
"Dude, the way you fucking fell was, like, fucking epic. Do it again!"

Stella
A female guido; guidette.
"There was this group of stellas giving me and him this funny look when we walked by."

Show
Concert
"Are you going to the show on Friday?"

Raped/Shit
Used in a fucking ignorant way, to mean 'destroyed' or 'beasted (on)'
"DUDE, I fucking raped you in Guitar Hero. SUCK IT!"
"Dude...I just shit all the fuck over you because you suck ass at drums."

Various vulgar terms
These are basically combinations of words that are used in place of plain ol' profanity.
- fuckmuffin
- fuckwit
- jackhole (jackass + asshole)
- assclam
- assclown
- cockmonster
- twatmonkey
- jerkhole
- fucktard (fucking retard)
- cuntface
and many more.

slutmuffin
gangbanger
assface
"son of a shit!"
ftl=for the lose
fml=fuck my life
fyl=fuck YOUR life
"haha, WIN!"
"Dude, you fail"
"What the shit?"
"You're such a twat."
"Dude I'm gonna fuckin' knife her."
"Jwalkerrr" - another term for "eyefucker". Created on the Panic thread here, actually, but I use it in real life.
Jwalk. -To eyefuck someone. "Dude I totally just got jwalked by that jwalker."
"That's so Jon."
"Oh my Jon."
Uriegasm
Jizzfest
Jizzface
cactusfucker
"That fuckin pwns"
oh, and my favorite

FWOMP. which is the equivalent of "That's what she said"

illusion:

Bros - a stereotype of the teenage (white) boys who're always at the desert on the weekends and wear 'No Fear' and 'Iron Cross'
and Bro-hoes - who are the teenage girls who are pretty much groupies for bros, stereotypically have that two-tone hair thing (not in a 'scene' way)

I think this specific stereotype of "bros" and "bro-hoes" is kind of just a SoCal thing, but it could be other places too, I just haven't noticed it anywhere else.
It's definately a much more specific type of stereotype then "scene" or "prep" or "goth" or "punk" though.

we have bros and brohoes at my school.

Tsots: Straightup, hardcore Chamoros xD -It's a game thing-
Skadoosh: I actually started this trend.. It's another way of saying 'excuse me'..

That's all I got currently..

shone-slut
pillow bitter-derogatory term for a homosexual male.
creep-mean/sneaky/sarcastic i.e.Damn Stefi that was hella creep!

BrendonUrie.:

slutmuffin
assface
"son of a shit!"
ftl=for the lose
fml=fuck my life
"haha, WIN!"
"Dude, you fail"
"What the shit?"
"You're such a twat."
"Dude I'm gonna fuckin' knife her."
Jizzfest
Jizzface
cactusfucker
"That fuckin pwns"

:tehe: We use those all the time too. Where you at? :XD

:tehe: I do like FWOMP a lot though.

cut-
kill, hurt some one, slice the thought
"if this dosent work i'ma gonna cutt somboddy"
^haha eastside gettho^

Everybody, I mean everybody at my school says:

"Esa Girl!"
Which means "That Girls."

It's pretty funny actually.

quicktime - do very quickly.

give me that paper, quicktime!

true say - to be honest.

that test was hard, true say.

dar dar - a retard.

don't be a dar dar.

A lot of us speak in an awkward combination of Spanish and English, but that's not really slang... However, even I, who has not a drop of Hispanic blood in her veins, will find herself saying stuff like "Hey, lemme borrow su mariposa porque my hair is mucho unruly today. Lo siento, I just found my hair thing, so ne'ermind."
Translated: Hey, let me borrow your butterfly clip because my hair is very unruly today. I'm sorry, I just found my hair thing, so nevermind."

I say 'pologize 'stead of apologize, but I think everyone does that.

We also do fml, ftw, stfu, and other odd abbreviations thrown in.
True 'dat
Rape/Raping (same as owned)

My town is odd.

Shat: Shit or funny, depending on where you are.
"Oy, that kid is the shat."

Becketting: It means happy and it originated from William Beckett, because he makes all of us happy.
"I'm so fuckin' becketting I could piss myself!"

Deak: What the fuck?
"My mathematics teacher asked me to address the formulation and I was all deak?"

Monkey junk: Bullshit.
"I saw Paige buying a pregnancy test at PX and when I asked her about it she said my eyes must be monkey junk."

Zippity [also known as shag]: Sex.
"I went to Justin's last night and I ended up having zippity with his mate, Tre."

Dealk: Deal.
"She made a dealk with me."

Y'all: You all.
"A northerner heard me bashin' 'em and I was all 'y'all northerners need'a fuck off.'"

Craz: Crazy.
"We were drivin' to Dayt' when that new song came on and Blake started actin' all craz."

Lunkin': Lookin'.
"I went lunkin' but I still couldn't find it."

Doodoo: Loved one.
"I love you too, doodoo."

Deck-deck: Idiot, loser, freak.
"I was at PX and I saw that one dude stealin' some strawberries. He's such a[n] deck-deck."

And there's a lot more, but I can't really remember any of them.

Even though we're not some exotic foreign country people from all around will stop and ask us to repeat ourselves because we speak so quickly. It's hilarious because it's like, "dude, you're from the same country as us."

Ham/hard: Burn, owned, etc.
She went straight ham on this chick in third hour.
--
Wow, Erin. I've never actually seen you go hard on somebody.

Davey Havok.:

BrendonUrie.:

slutmuffin
assface
"son of a shit!"
ftl=for the lose
fml=fuck my life
"haha, WIN!"
"Dude, you fail"
"What the shit?"
"You're such a twat."
"Dude I'm gonna fuckin' knife her."
Jizzfest
Jizzface
cactusfucker
"That fuckin pwns"

:tehe: We use those all the time too. Where you at? :XD

:tehe: I do like FWOMP a lot though.

:XD Wisconsin. It blows o.o

Also,

textet. I started that one. text me
Intense.
"Like Chuck Norris on Steroids" Holy shit, that's cool!
"Fuck you in the anus with a pointy stick" What to say when a friend jokingly insults you
"Wachow" Started that as well, actually. A greeting. A form of "cool". "Whatsup". Or what to say in an awkward situation.
General tongue rolling. Constantly.