Lies for the liar

I believe you

I'm a horrible plant owner / carer

I believe you

I'm scared of the dark

I.. believe you?

I have a poster of the German national goalkeeper on the ceiling in my bedroom.

^ I actually am, about as much as I'm scared of spiders. It makes no sense to me either lmao.

I actually wouldn't put it past you at all, so I believe you.

I can play the piano somewhat

I believe you.

I once wrote a paper on the TV series Lost.

@ isak valtersen
100% true, we all know how much I love Manuel Neuer

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I believe you.

My final undergraduate dissertation was under 10k words.

I... believe you and I'm not sure what that says

I can speak some Norwegian

^ it wasn't, it was 500 words over 10k.

I know this to be true.

I own a guitar worth £500.

I believe you

I've never left Australia

I... don't believe you?

I've got a really bad habit of biting the skin around my fingernails.

^ WELL MY BAD OVER THE DISSERTATION THING

I believe you

My girlfriend is two years older than me

I think I remember you mentioning this so I'm going with believing you and now I'm probably wrong I'm a terrible person

During the summer, I grow my own fruit / vegetables.

^ She's actually only like three months older than me

Pfft, I know that's true so I BELIEVE YOU

I'm allergic to garlic

^ dammit I knew I'd fuck up. I AM A TERRIBLE FRIEND I'M SORRY.

I... don't believe you. if you are then that's heartbreaking.

My favourite football team is Borussia Dortmund.

^ I am actually. I get borderline-migraines when I eat it, and it's very tragic.

I literally know nothing about football, despite all your fangirling about it, so I'm just gonna say I don't believe you and you can lynch me later if I'm wrong

I dyed my hair this weekend

^ You're right, they're my least favourite. Good guess.

I don't believe you?

I wear makeup all the time.

^ I would really hope you didn't believe that because you would've been one of the first people to find out.

Uh, I know you wear lipstick a good bit and that counts so I believe you?

I have six dogs.

I believe you?

I don't have any tattoos or piercings.

I don't believe you

I'm an aspiring photographer

^I was telling the truth! (I want a tattoo, but I'm always either indecisive on what to get and where or broke...or both!)

I believe you.

I have over 300 followers on my tumblr blog.