Would You Rather?

Fighting for my life. I value meaning over comfort anyway.

Would you rather kill someone you love or be killed by them?

Killed by them.

Same question, would you rather kill someone you love or be killed by them?

Killed by them.

You you rather date someone five years younger than you or have no teeth? And no fake ones either.

Date someone younger

Would you rather be the most powerful person on earth but forever alone, or be surrounded by friends but not able to speak?

Surrounded my friends.

Would you rather have to actually laugh out loud every time you type "lol" or have your face replicate any emoticon you use?

Replicate any emoticon! would be such a great face to make.

Would you rather not wear deodorant for a week or not brush your teeth for a month?

UGH NO. Um. Deodorant, I guess, because I can just spray scents everywhere and smell amazing.

Would you rather write a crappy story and have it explode into popularity, or create the best thing ever written and no one reads it?

A popular story.

Would you rather be beautiful but heavy or ugly but thin?

Beautiful but heavy. Weight can decrease.
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Would you rather be famous alive or famous dead? ( Think, Jennifer Lawrence or Georg Handel? )

Famous alive.

Would you rather have your story be plagiarized on multiple sites that can delete the copies or on one site that can't delete?

Multiple. :c

Would you rather marry someone you don't love and be able to do anything with them, or live with someone you love but can't marry or touch in any way?

Live with someone I love. That would be completely fine with me forever until the end of the world.

Would you rather jump from a plane and land safely, or die in your most comfortable sleep?

If I know I'm gonna land safely then jump off the plane. If not, the latter XD

Would you rather eat a dry large pie filled with food/filling that you absolutely hate, or forever eat cereal in the shape of numbers?

Numbered cereal. I don't have cereal often and whatever shape my food is rarely bothers me.

Would you rather converse with everyone you know via telegrams or eat absolutely everything with a blunt knife?

Blunt knife. That would make cookies interesting.

Would you rather befriend an alien or a fantastic creature such as a unicorn?

UNICORN FOR THE WIN

Would you rather have fingers for toes or toes for fingers?

Fingers for toes. I'm not giving up gaming!

Would you rather be forced to watch every movie you despise or forced to stay awake for two weeks?

Umm I guess watch movies, I need my sleep :S

would you rather eat a food you hate or eat Harry Potter jellybeans?

really it would be both since i hate jellybeans...but i will go with eat harry potter jellybeans

WYR see your favorite band live only once or be best friend with your favorite actor?

Favourite band live. I'm not a big actor person.

Would you rather live without technology for the rest of your life, or have your entire lifetime dictated to you by a totalitarian state?