Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but you then lose your passion for it.

I wish I could bring my cat with me to college

Granted, but s/he runs away after the first week and doesn't come back.

I wish, I wish for a dish of fish - mostly mainly for my good friend Trish. Oh gish, oh gish, how she does like her fish. Hence why I wish and I wish for a dish of fish.

Granted, but the fish has gone bad and it kills you. R.I.P.

I wish I had the ability to make myself lose or gain weight just by thinking about it.

Granted, but you gain or lose too much each time.

I wish my guitar would re-string / clean itself.

Granted, but you forget how to play it.

I wish this thread was active again

Granted, but it dies again after a week.

I wish I had my camera equipment already.

Granted but you drop it all and break it after a week of having it.

I wish I had the money to go and see the football in Germany.

Granted, but not enough money to get back home (but would that be so bad after all?).

I wish I had the motivation to do homework.

Granted, but it's last week's homework.

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.

Granted, but you can never lie on your bed ever again.

I wish my ear would stop hurting as much.

Granted, but you will always have an itchy nose.

I wish I could play piano like a prodigy

Granted but you'll be deaf like Beethoven.

I wish my family's dogs wouldn't bark at every little thing. lol

Granted, but they now refuse to poop anywhere but inside your house.

I wish I had a million pounds.

granted but you have to give it to a charity.

I wish Christmas was here now.

Granted, but you get absolutely no presents.

I wish my dog could talk.

Granted, but he only speaks Tagalog and is unable to learn another language

I wish it wasn't hot here

Granted, but it gets so cold that your country turns into The Day After Tomorrow 2.0.

I wish my hip would stop hurting.

Granted but now your feet constantly feel like you're breaking new shoes in.

I wish I could go to the doctor tomorrow.

Granted, but they do absolutely nothing

I wish I wasn't as lazy as I am

Granted, but you’ll go crazy without ten hours of nonstop cardio per day

I wish I could meet my best internet friend from Mexico