All of those sound like great pen names!
- Dirty Byrd:
- I don't think I'd ever use a pen name, simply because if I was published I would be so so proud that I would want to see my name on the cover.
I would totally agree with you, alas I was doomed to mediocrity with my plain and simple, boring names. That's right, all my names: first, given (don't ask), middle and last, all are so short and 'normal' that you couldn't pick them off of a bookshelf for overlooking them.
So I would spice it up a bit just to stand out and give myself a fighting chance.
I would use my initials and then use a significant surname to provide some interest; my first thoughts are either J. J. Green or J. J. Hayes, as the people with these surnames in my life were very important to me in terms of writing.
I would use my own name if I felt that my real name would stand out, unfortunately this is not the case.