Homepage › Forums › Chat › General › How To Get Fired... ABC Style

How To Get Fired... ABC Style

  • Valiente

    Valiente (200)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    ♀
    Age:
    27
    Location:
    United States
    Read a dirty magazine all day
    August 6th, 2012 at 01:35am
  • Katie Mosing

    Katie Mosing (33815)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    ♀
    Age:
    32
    Location:
    United States
    Scan your butt in the copy machine.
    August 6th, 2012 at 05:05am
  • Valiente

    Valiente (200)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    ♀
    Age:
    27
    Location:
    United States
    Take all your clothes off and streak
    August 6th, 2012 at 05:34am
  • Katie Mosing

    Katie Mosing (33815)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    ♀
    Age:
    32
    Location:
    United States
    Unearth your boss's affairs.
    August 7th, 2012 at 02:48am
  • Theo Rossi;

    Theo Rossi; (150)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    ♀
    Age:
    29
    Location:
    United States
    Vent about how much you hate life every single day and also how much you hate everyone there.
    August 12th, 2012 at 05:48am
  • Nick.

    Nick. (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    ♂
    Age:
    32
    Location:
    United States
    Wait until you get to the next letter because you know it's probably a xylophone that will annoy the heck out of your boss. tehe
    August 13th, 2012 at 06:27am
  • Valiente

    Valiente (200)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    ♀
    Age:
    27
    Location:
    United States
    X-ray your stomach and try to convince everyone that your intestines are Jesus
    November 8th, 2012 at 12:17am
  • Rocket Queen

    Rocket Queen (405)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    ♀
    Age:
    33
    Location:
    Australia
    Yell obscenities at your boss about his/her family.
    November 8th, 2012 at 05:23am
  • Selling dreams

    Selling dreams (150)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    ♀
    Age:
    31
    Location:
    Great Britain (UK)
    'Zap' your boss with an invisible lasor everytime he tries to talk.
    November 8th, 2012 at 10:14pm
  • Nick.

    Nick. (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    ♂
    Age:
    32
    Location:
    United States
    Ask your boss if you could take off...forever.
    May 3rd, 2013 at 02:49am
  • Selling dreams

    Selling dreams (150)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    ♀
    Age:
    31
    Location:
    Great Britain (UK)
    Belt out cheesy power ballads every time anyone in the office tries to speak.
    May 7th, 2013 at 03:29pm
  • hazuki.

    hazuki. (175)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    ♀
    Age:
    29
    Location:
    Japan
    Crank up the volume on your computer speakers and share your love for satanic death metal with your boss, co-workers and costumers.
    May 7th, 2013 at 10:04pm
  • Thingtastic

    Thingtastic (360)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    ♀
    Age:
    29
    Location:
    United States
    Deal drugs in the office lobby on 'Bring you child to work day'.
    May 7th, 2013 at 10:30pm
  • Selling dreams

    Selling dreams (150)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    ♀
    Age:
    31
    Location:
    Great Britain (UK)
    Eat "human" body parts in front of your co-workers, occasionally telling them how much better they taste when fresh.
    May 7th, 2013 at 10:57pm
  • Velvet.Tears.

    Velvet.Tears. (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    ♀
    Age:
    29
    Location:
    United States
    Flick paper football at every one that passes by your desk, and yell "SCORE!!!" really loud when you hit them.
    May 7th, 2013 at 11:18pm
  • nymph

    nymph (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    ♀
    Age:
    27
    Location:
    United States
    Get totally wasted and dance naked in your boss's glass office!
    May 8th, 2013 at 05:21am
  • swell

    swell (150)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    ♀
    Age:
    29
    Location:
    Australia
    Have sex on the boss' desk, making sure the cameras can see you tehe
    May 8th, 2013 at 02:54pm
  • Nick.

    Nick. (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    ♂
    Age:
    32
    Location:
    United States
    "I've always thought you were a shit boss and I ran over your cat this morning...ON PURPOSE." <- say this.
    May 8th, 2013 at 05:32pm
  • Selling dreams

    Selling dreams (150)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    ♀
    Age:
    31
    Location:
    Great Britain (UK)
    Jump on your bosses back yelling "Kid-e-up B***h'
    May 8th, 2013 at 06:11pm
  • hazuki.

    hazuki. (175)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    ♀
    Age:
    29
    Location:
    Japan
    Knit ugly and non-matching scarves, hats and sweaters during work. If this alone doesn't do the trick, insist your little masterpieces should be the uniform in your workplace.
    May 8th, 2013 at 10:09pm
Homepage › Forums › Chat › General › How To Get Fired... ABC Style