Crack Pairings

I wrote a John O'Callaghan/Christofer Drew. It's not as cracky now because they toured together, but at the time it was pretty cracky.

I was just reminded that I once read a story (well, discovered a story and then hit the back button) where Brendon fucked a cat.

^^ D:

Anything involving bestiality just doesn't jive with me, at all. I think there was a story on here about that, actually, except with Pete Wentz and a dog.

fun ghoul ezio.:

^^ D:

Anything involving bestiality just doesn't jive with me, at all. I think there was a story on here about that, actually, except with Pete Wentz and a dog.

Yeah, Pete and Hemingway.
I don't like it either, but it's definitely crack.

Anthrax:

I think my head exploded from reading that...

Right? That was my initial reaction too.

My brother has read some really, REALLY fucked up ones involving Pokemon...

Icamane-Chemical:

Right? That was my initial reaction too.

My brother has read some really, REALLY fucked up ones involving Pokemon...

Lmao. I showed a few of my friends and we're slowly showing it to pretty much everyone we know because it's that hilarious.
As one of my friends said to her friend:
"why did you tell me to read this?!?!?! D:"
"Because you need to be broken like I was."



Oh god... I don't even want my childhood to be ruined with the Pokemon ones. That's why I stay away from DBZ fanfics

Edit: AHHHHH OH MY GOD! That site that you linked here... it has one with Trelawney and Dobby! Why?

I'm writing Gerard/Ryan right now.
edit; It's finished. The Prettiest of Liars.

Anthrax:

Lmao. I showed a few of my friends and we're slowly showing it to pretty much everyone we know because it's that hilarious.
As one of my friends said to her friend:
"why did you tell me to read this?!?!?! D:"
"Because you need to be broken like I was."



Oh god... I don't even want my childhood to be ruined with the Pokemon ones. That's why I stay away from DBZ fanfics

Edit: AHHHHH OH MY GOD! That site that you linked here... it has one with Trelawney and Dobby! Why?

Dude, it's Fanfiction Fridays I swear, it's probably the scariest thing my brother has ever sent me.

Leisha sent me one that was Gerard/Ray, but Ray was a robot

I'm writing a (probably unrequited) Sherlock Holmes (BBC) and Elliot Reid (Scrubs) fanfic for a contest.

Iago/Voldemort

death to the pixies.:

Iago/Voldemort

Oh my God, I love this one. It's just so sexy and just so right. I can't believe someone didn't think of it sooner. They're made for each other; a match made in some kind of heaveny hell!

Imagine their love children!

My best friend and I had a running joke in elementary school about Count Olaf (Series of Unfortunate Events) and Umbridge. Their children were called The Toadlettes and they demanded roast beef every night xD

I just read a Hermione Granger/Hermione Granger story. She used the Time Turner to go back in time and...well, you get it.

I believe it's called selfcest, actually.

Jacob Reckless:

I just read a Hermione Granger/Hermione Granger story. She used the Time Turner to go back in time and...well, you get it.

I believe it's called selfcest, actually.

I've read good!William Beckett/bad!William Beckett [from the Big Mess video].
And two Brendon/Brendon fics. One was because Brendon created a Tyler Durden-like version of himself and one was 'cause he went back in time.
[I also read a fic where Ryan went back in time to have sex with virgin Brendon. ]

^ Strangely enough, I read a fic where Pete invented a time machine so future!Brendon and past!Brendon could swap places and have sex with past!Spencer and future!Spencer respectively.

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Just read Barack Obama/Pete Wentz.

darvill.:

Just read Barack Obama/Pete Wentz.

I literally omg'd out loud.

So, I didn't click on either, but I just found Eminem/Chris Kirkpatrick and Lance Bass/P. Diddy. Mind=blown.

girl!Frank Iero/Bob Bryar
I'm slowly working on a story like that now. Just in general, it's a lot harder to get down just how Frank would act if he were spontaneously a woman.
Actually, just Frank/Bob alone. I'm working on something like that as well, and it's proving to be complicated, since I haven't always written them as having...any chemistry whatsoever before

It won't seem like a crack pairing when people read it, but Ryan/Gabriel.
Gabriel is an original character of Isa's who happens to be an angel.

I'm writing a Sherlock Holmes/Jack Harkness/John Watson story. (The Sherlock and John from the BBC series.)