That Awkward Moment When...

That (slightly) awkward moment when you realize that in order for your football team to make the playoffs this year, you need to root for your rival team to win next weekend.

That awkward moment when Mr. K. mentions Usher and then tries to rap.

That awkward moment when "Eventful" thinks you like the Black Veil Brides because you were forced to watch them open the show that you were only going to to see Avenged Sevenfold.

No, "Eventful" I do not care that BVB are coming to my area, because I don't listen to that motley crue/kiss wannabe poser, piss poor excuse for screamo/metal garbage.

That awkward moment when you want to plow your teacher. Oops.

That awkward moment when you try to go around someone and they go the same way and you bump into them

That awkward moment when you be creepin' at EXO K and feel like a pedophile for Kai.

TAMW your professor has your classmates read out Kayne West lyrics in class, and asks them if they need a beat dropped to read it.

That awkward moment when you're speaking at length in public and your brain decides to forget how to do that and you suddenly run out of air and make a weird gagging noise.

That awkward moment you read organisms as orgasms on the first day of biology

That awkward moment when you are twenty-two years old and you NEVER ONCE NOTICED AND HAD TO BE TOLD that none of the American coins you have been using your whole life actually have their value written on them in Arabic numerals.

(I realize it makes sense for me to not notice as I grew up with them so I learned them unconsciously, but my god that's such a massively illogical design flaw, you'd think a person would spot it anyway.)

That awkward moment when you say happy birthday to someone and it isn't their birthday

That awkward moment when after reading your story, close friends begin to think you're in a cult and confront you about if.

That awkward moment when you're at a graduation party and you're the only one without a date/girlfriend and everybody is off doing couple things.

That awkward moment when you work at a market & Eminem is playing all throughout the store

That awkward moment where your cousin takes you to a heavily Christian store and someone comes up to ask you if you believe in god out loud in front of a group of people...when you don't.

I thought I smelled like smoke because I was catching on fire being there.

That awkward moment when your face won't stop bleeding.

And your garbage is full of bloody tissues and soaked-through band-aids and you're walking around looking like you've got a bullet hole under the gauze stuck right in the middle of your face and have to keep conveying to everyone that you're not nearly as injured as you seem. So many awkward stares.

That awkward moment when I find it hard to like the staff at my college.

That awkward moment when you text someone "Anythong" instead of "Anything" at 2 in the morning and don't catch it.

That awkward moment when you're singing along to music and it suddenly cuts off and everyone hears your awful cat's-tail-being-stepped-on singing....

That awkward moment when your taking dumb (and super embarrassing) quizzes on Quotev and you're also logged in to Facebook and your quiz results are showing up on your wall WORST DAY EVER THAT WAS SO AWKWARD.