That Awkward Moment When...

That awkward moment when you almost fall down the escalator at IKEA.... I was trying to read a sign, okay?!

That awkward moment when you try to usher your cat out of your room so you can get dressed and your dad turns up at the door and your towel barely, but does, cover the necessities, and the only thing he can say is, "that's why the shower was funny this morning."

That awkward moment when the police stop you while you're walking on the highway because they think you are a 14 year old.

That equally awkward moment when you need to call your mom and verify your age.

That awkward moment when you your ex tries to pick you up in a grocery story and then introduces you to his pregnant girlfriend when she walks up.

That awkward moment when you get denied from seeing a rated-R movie because your carded then kicked out of the theatre for yelling at the poor attendant because you were drunk.

That awkward moment when you let out a nice fart in your room, then your mom walks in moments later.

That awkward moment when you forget that you have a back up of your story and you've been ruthlessly searching everywhere for the original copy for the last five minutes.

That awkward moment when your views change and you can't post in a Mibba thread without looking like a hypocrite.

That awkward moment when logic ruins all your favorite video games and movies for you.

Jack Skellington, how can you see without eyeballs? And how can you kiss Sally when you don't have lips?

That awkward moment when it takes you most of the night to make a theme that is honestly very simple.

That awkward moment when you have a mini freak out over identity crisis upon logging into Mibba.

That awkward moment when someone you don't fancy who you know fancies you texts you if you want to hang out tomorrow night and your only response is, "Not particularly." but you can't actually send that and you can't be bothered to think of a nicer answer so you just pretend you didn't get that message.

That awkward moment when you burst out into laughter and people look at you strangely in the middle of the store.

The awkward moment when some popular girl you sort of know says hi and you wave and look like a total DOLT because your backpack weights 8723561897651897 million pounds.

That awkward moment when you read porn at work. I didn't mean to, it just sorta accidentally happened.

The awkward moment when no one says bless you when you sneeze

That awkward moment when you finally watch that video of Loki arguing with little kids and pushing that girl and you forget you are at work and laugh really hard.

That awkward moment when you're out and you think you see a person who looks like someone from far away, and when you wave or yell their name...it ends up not to be that person.

That awkward moment when you're fangirling hardcore with the silent screams and hands to face and your dad walks in...

That awkward moment when it wasn't even awkward until someone said it was awkward.