Marry: Tom Fletcher because he looks like the type of guy who’s going to be good to me, has a stable job, supports me even through my inconsistencies, and will most likely have 2.5 kids with me in a nice house in the suburbs.
Fuck: Dougie Poynter because he looks like the type of guy I most likely just had a fling with before I met Tom. But we weren’t serious. More like he was just a guy my friends encouraged me to go on a few dates with so I could get back in the dating game. But then I met Tom on Tinder and we connected fully, so I had to say goodbye to Dougie.
Throw: Danny Jones, because he looks like the guy who broke my heart in the first place and was the reason why I had to get forced back into the dating world by my friends. He most likely cheated on me with a girl who works at Hooters. He was the reason why I believed that no man will ever treat me right. But then I met Tom so it all turned out ok.
Edward Cullen (Twilight), Bill Compton (HBO’s True Blood), or Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejuidice)?