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  • precursors

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    It's okay, I have my own puppy Cute

    I haz comfy jeans. You no can haz.
    February 28th, 2011 at 04:52am
  • liam payne.

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    do want. Sad i need jeans.

    i haz fluffy new kitten. you can haz her for one night.
    February 28th, 2011 at 04:52am
  • folie a dru.

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    I haz my own. :P

    I haz soda. You can't haz.
    February 28th, 2011 at 04:53am
  • liam payne.

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    fine, i'll keep drinking my cranberry juice. tehe

    i haz giant, pizza sized cookie. you can haz half.
    February 28th, 2011 at 05:02am
  • folie a dru.

    folie a dru. (1270)

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    i'm gonna get fat. Mr. Green

    i haz girl scout cookies. you can haz one.
    February 28th, 2011 at 05:03am
  • rosewater tide.

    rosewater tide. (130)

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    Yayayyayaya.

    I haz Romeo & Juliet homework, you can haz.
    February 28th, 2011 at 05:05am
  • folie a dru.

    folie a dru. (1270)

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    You might get a bad grade, but okay. [I read it, like, ten years ago.]

    I haz reruns of Top Chef. We can share.
    February 28th, 2011 at 05:10am
  • liam payne.

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    Wow yay!

    i haz new ipod video. you can haz my old itouch.
    February 28th, 2011 at 05:13am
  • Crash Thrusts.

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    Okay. In Love

    I haz purple cup. You can't haz. File
    February 28th, 2011 at 05:17am
  • folie a dru.

    folie a dru. (1270)

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    THANK YOU. I WANT ONE. Crazy
    YOU STOLE MY IPOD TOUCH. DAMN YOU.

    i haz oscars. you can haz?
    February 28th, 2011 at 05:22am
  • Lalonde.

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    No thank you. Cute

    I haz a Vanilla Coke chap-stick. You can haz the Sprite one.
    February 28th, 2011 at 07:25am
  • Aria T'Loak

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    NO I WANT THE FREAKING VANILLA COKE ONEEEE jkfdjalkfd; Twitch

    I haz tired face. You can haz.
    February 28th, 2011 at 07:27am
  • Chain Me Free

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    I already haz. thnx though. Cute

    I haz english paper due in 9 hours. You can haz forever.
    February 28th, 2011 at 07:35am
  • Aria T'Loak

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    YAAAY! I like writing papers. Weird

    I haz cappuccino now. You can haz, we can share!
    February 28th, 2011 at 07:37am
  • tyler joseph.

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    No thank you, I no like cappucino's. tehe

    I haz itchy eyeball. Twitch You can haz.
    February 28th, 2011 at 08:46am
  • Aria T'Loak

    Aria T'Loak (150)

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    lmfao No thankies.

    I haz school tomorrow. You can haz, forever and ever!
    February 28th, 2011 at 08:49am
  • hale.

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    it's okay. I no longer need education. Finished mine last year Cute

    I haz pizza. You can haz, we can share tehe
    February 28th, 2011 at 09:48am
  • Desperate Dreamer

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    ooh, yes please!

    I haz my brother's mac. You no can haz ('cause its not even mine!)
    February 28th, 2011 at 10:58am
  • Lalonde.

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    It's okay, I'm not that big a fan of macs.

    I haz chocolate cake. You can haz, it's too rich for me.
    February 28th, 2011 at 11:18am
  • Crash Thrusts.

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    Okay. Happy face

    I haz school in an hour. You can haz. tehe
    February 28th, 2011 at 11:37am