Strangest Thing You've Ever Written

Have you ever written something so odd, and different, that it doesn't make any sense whatsoever to you? I'm not sure if this happens to other people a lot, but it always happens to me.
I generally write at night, when I'm really confused and slap happy because for some reason it's easier. But sometimes I wake up in the morning and think, "What the fuck was I thinking?"

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I think the strangest thing I've ever written was probably Cannibalistic. It's so short, less than 100 words, and I honestly don't even know what to make of it, or what I was thinking of when I wrote it...

Ryan Ross fucking a bagel.

But crack fics aside . . .

Stop. Rewind. is pretty messed up and when I reread it, it's still strange to me. Just the switch of narration and such.

Reading Between the Lines is probably the weirdest, crackiest thing I've ever written. The story makes sense (kind of) but I still go WTF? when I read it

Sometimes when I'm just writing without really thinking I'll go back and read it and I'll have skipped things that make me go, "... da fuck was I daydreaming about this time?" That's happened several times during both Music Girl and Bently McQuinn Saves Literature.

dru is the spark.:

Ryan Ross fucking a bagel.

I will never get over that. I think people on Facebook think me and my sister are crazy for referring to it at totally random times with them not getting it, like this.

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I think another strange story of mine is Hypothetical Bruises, Of Course. I barely remember writing it, and it honestly makes little sense to me. Even though I wrote it.

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I will never get over that. I think people on Facebook think me and my sister are crazy for referring to it at totally random times with them not getting it, like this.

You're not the only one. My friend and I random referance the bagel at awkward moments

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When I reread certain chapters of Music Girl, I honestly question my sanity

The Bagel has a cult following. Totally not getting a bagel tattoo now. Or else I totally am. Haven't decided.

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Pointy Fucking Shoes is just strange in the fact that it's a kink/BDSM/cross-dressing fic with a lot of scenes that have nothing to do with it.

A Retelling of Events that Never Happened is strange. It's a non-fiction story starring Ryan Ross. That's pretty strange.

Drink of the River has all these references to Gods and Goddesses in the headers that no one really gets. I don't think it makes sense to a lot of people. It wasn't a popular story at all.

Black Permanent Marker 'cause Ryan/Alex Gaskarth is always strange.

The Back of a Gillikin Farmer's Truck is strange for a few reasons. The narrative voice is very odd. Ryan's thinking about flies talking and what the language is called and has these strange descriptions. It's also strange because no one else has seemed to know what a Gillikin farmer is yet. Ryan has a dream in the story about Oz and Gillikin Country is one of the countries in Oz. (The purple one.)

I once wrote a drabble at 3 am. My dad had to go to the hospital and I was home alone, working on around three hours sleep and ended up staying up until 5 am writing. None of it made sense. At one point I had it posted here, but have since come to my senses and deleted it.

I think I compared dogs to lobsters.

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dru is the spark.:

Ryan Ross fucking a bagel.

I'm pretty sure I died laughing when I read that I need to start randomly referencing the bagel. The problem is finding someone to do it with

I haven't written anything that strange, to be honest, but I've got a lot of strange ideas floating around in my head.

I think the weirdest thing I ever wrote was called Dizzy Stupid. (It was never posted on here.) It was basically a retelling of my story Brendan Dude from the eyes of the main character's older brother, who was fucked up in the head in more ways than one. It was so creepy to write and so hard to get a grip on what goes on inside the kid's head - it disturbed the shit out of me when I wrote it and actually made me nauseous.

I stopped writing it, though. There wasn't a point to it, really.

I started a story called Agaricaceae Teonanactyl about an amateur mycologist who's gathering mushrooms in the woods, misidentifies and eats a hallucinogenic mushroom, and then has a series of hallucinations involving his mother, Elvis Presley, and a woman who claims to be the patron saint of all hipsters.

It was a comedy, and it was actually getting pretty good. I should finish it.

^^I'd read that.

I'm working on a story that involves ravenous unicorns. I love unicorns.

The weirdest thing I've ever written is and never will be posted on here.

My friend and I got really hyper one day and decided to write a story. It was really offensive, random, and made no sense. It was about how chihuahuas were created from pomeranian dogs and cats breeding. The dogs ran away to a floating city in the sky and the cats into a cave. The chihuahuas caused 9/11 and iguanas were the firefighters. Then it went off into something about chihuahuas having babies with ferrets and the chirrets(as I named the chihuahua / ferret babies) were addicted to drugs because their mothers had issues when pregnant.

It was written like it was a TV show. It was called, Chihuahuas: The Good, The Bad, and The Shaky. I still wonder what the hell was wrong with us.

Lmao. The weirdest thing I ever wrote was a co-write with my exgirlfriend. We were on the phone together practically pissing out pants laughing as we wrote a parody of an old-english style novel because we'd just read 'My Immortal' and thought a story with MCR using words like 'thou' wrongly would be funny.

It was called 'This Ain't Sparta' for some reason or another and it involved Mikey stealing the prized family lederhosen and subsequently being flogged into submission by Gerard who wielded a bouquet of long-stemmed white roses.

It was the most ridiculous piece of writing in the world, but it was actually really, really funny. I ended up deleting it after that bitch cheated on me with several guys in one night -__- I wish I would have kept it now though.

I also had a Wizard of Oz Parody called "This Certainly Can Not Be Kansas" (they were kind of like a set) that I did with one of my friends, but we just switched every few chapters or so. Mikey was Dorothy and Frank played Todo, Gerard was the Scarecrow, Ray was the Tinman, and Bob was the Cowardly Lion with Brian Schechter as Glenda and Criss Angel (ew) as the Wicked Witch of the West. And while in The Land of Oz, instead of just wanting to go home, Mikey just wanted to get laid. It gave me lulz, but the writing in some parts was a bit embarrassing so I took it down. I still have it saved on my computer and have been re-writing some bits and then reposting it eventually.

I wrote a story about me and my ex having sex in a hotel room while Green Day and Adie listened at the connecting door.

Duuuude my NaNo this year was so fucked up I think the craziest part involved Bently fighting Jacob Black in Narnia on the Robot Unicorns.

Oh, and Rosie and I had an HP fanfic where we replaced "wand" with "cock." Best thing ever.

New story. I think it may beat 'Cannibalistic' in the strange category. Behold Trophy Body, a unicorn love story of the morbid variety.

Like a week ago, I finished writing this oneshot that was a romance between zombie!Logan (Logan Henderson's character in the Big Time Rush Halloween special. They were all monsters ) and a showverse SI that I created for a BTR showverse group story. It was just incredibly awkward and strange, though I adored the idea.

It was an idea I got over a month ago, and I toyed with it a lot in my mind before I ever got a chance to sit down and work on it, and I thought it was just something different. I mean, there's a lot of romance fics between other supernatural beings and humans, why not take it to another level?

My best friend called me necrophilic Like, I'm sorry, but he was adorkable in that episode with his arms falling off and shit Meyer can write about old, moldy Edward Cullen, but when I write about adorkable zombie!Logan, there's something wrong with me? Puh-lease.

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Also wrote a oneshot for previously mentioned best friend's birthday last year that was centered on James Maslow's character's infatuation with a palm tree, so that was also pretty odd to write, but hilarious.

I wrote a story, probably when I was 13, about evil teddy bears. I called it The Teddy Bear Massacre . I have no idea what I was going through when I wrote that story. But, I might totally rewrite it and post it here on Mibba. :)

Um, not counting anything I wrote when I was younger (because it was all fucking weird!) I would say:

Pretty Little Bones was completely mad. I am still not completely sure where any of that came from, and I honestly would not blame anyone who finds it disturbing or whatever. I swear I'm not really crazy though. I just wanted to write something sort of violent and somehow that was what happened.

Just One Trip (I still need to post that one!) is my attempt at a mad crossover since I hadn't written one (that got finished anyway ) in a while. It's Doctor Who/Daria, and what makes it so weird to me especially is that it actually worked a lot better than I expected and turned out way less cracky than I anticipated.

And currently I'm working on one where Kurt Hummel is a werewolf. It's great fun. I don't know if I will ever post it or if it is just for my own amusement, but I'm really digging it so far.