Strangest Thing You've Ever Written

I started one where Frank was an almost-zombie-like-being that was held captive in an abandoned shack in the middle of the forest by Gerard. It was actually an awesome idea and all, but I just have such a ridiculous attention span that it's never been finished.

I also started a zombie apocalypse fic inspired by Dawn of the Dead and Planet Terror, where MCR and the wives hide out in a mall when the zombies come. Frank is Gerard's ex who just rolled into town when it happened, Gerard is an alcoholic, and Ray is a doctor. Again, it was this awesome thing that I've never finished because I suck.

The strangest thing I've ever wrote to date..... Hm.....

I wrote about a pebble on the beach for english a few months ago. Yeah.

OH, recently I wrote three pages (hand written) on a group of sailors in the 1700s or somewhere when their boat crashes. It's sorta like the Titanic. I made up characters and everything. That was for english too. My english teacher liked that one. Haha

I wrote a oneshot for my best friend's birthday a year or two ago about James Maslow falling in love with a potted palm tree, which was hilarious to write because it was a chance to just be random and not worry about making things look pretty or the situation being "realistic."

I also wrote a zombie romance oneshot in the BTR halloween!verse, and I adored writing it because I got a chance to make up all this backstory and rules that I don't normally get to do because I write things geared towards realism and I tend to follow the same handful of characters with the same backstories. It was a nice change.

I've been working on and off on a oneshot inspired by Big Time Movie involving somnophilia, which I'm having a little too much fun writing

One time I wrote a Harry Potter fic where Cho Chang went on Jerry Springer. So that's a thing.

This.Useless.Heart.:

Um, not counting anything I wrote when I was younger (because it was all fucking weird!) I would say:

Pretty Little Bones was completely mad. I am still not completely sure where any of that came from, and I honestly would not blame anyone who finds it disturbing or whatever. I swear I'm not really crazy though. I just wanted to write something sort of violent and somehow that was what happened.

Just One Trip (I still need to post that one!) is my attempt at a mad crossover since I hadn't written one (that got finished anyway ) in a while. It's Doctor Who/Daria, and what makes it so weird to me especially is that it actually worked a lot better than I expected and turned out way less cracky than I anticipated.

And currently I'm working on one where Kurt Hummel is a werewolf. It's great fun. I don't know if I will ever post it or if it is just for my own amusement, but I'm really digging it so far.

Oh honey, you got so much weirder when you got older! You had no idea, you child.

The Impossible Children is definitely one of the weirdest things I've ever written, if not the weirdest. I mean, it's a crossover of like 4 different fandoms, as well as having OCs. There's alien abduction and aliens impregnating people. There's mpreg. It's dark and weird and ridiculously ambitious (I am nowhere near done with it, and I've been working on it for literal years!!)

I'm also working on some Quantum Leap fic that's a little weird, I'd say. The weirdest one involves Sam leaping into a dog.

The weirdest fic is the stuff that I don't even try to write, but rather I get the ideas and play with them and then try to banish them from my brain. However, recently when I got one of those ideas it didn't leave, and well, now I'm heavily considering writing a weird alpha/beta/omega type fic set in The X-Files universe and tbh if that one really does get written I doubt it will get posted on here because I just don't know if I want people knowing I wrote it. Me and my brain and the weird plotbunnies that run amok in it.

I wrote a story when I was thirteen about Bob Bryar being a teacher who seduced a very, very underage student. They went on to have a child together when she was fifteen and then he married her when she was sixteen. It was gross and I'm now super ashamed I ever came up with the idea...