Strangest Things You've Ever Read

What are some of the strangest things You've ever read in a story.

*Not crack!fics or crack-pairings.

**This thread is NOT for bashing. DO NOT link to any story to use as a negative example.

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My friend wrote this amazing story where Billie was getting raped and abused by Fink and he went to the ER, but they thought he was crazy because there were "no visible bruises". She never finished it, so I don't know what happened.

I read this story where My Chem and Panic were spies and stuff and worked for this secret world organization. Sooooo good.

Genderswap fics.

Any fic where someone turns into a little kid.

The one where Brendon has his own "Tyler Durden" and they have sex. That was hot.

The Klaine caramel fic.

It's actually very well-written. Just disturbing as God knows what.

It's here, in case anyone's interested.
(Or is that public ridicule?)

I've read worse, but this...I think it's just the characters used and the sheer awkwardness of everything.

It won't stop intruding my dreams!

The Raccoon Wars

I think it's also one of the best things I've ever read.

edit; oh crap. The author deleted all the chapters but one. This makes me sad.

The strangest thing I've read is probably tentacleporn, but it wasn't particularly graphic so it wasn't too disturbing.

Oh, and there was this fic where Brendon got transported into the future and everyone thought he'd died and Ryan got married and mellowed out and Spencer kind of went a bit crazy and I can't remember what happened to Jon, and then Brendon ended up beamed back to where he came from by Gabe and his starship, The Cobra.
It was weird.

The one where Ryan goes back in time to seduce virgin!Brendon.

And the whole Cultverse. The Cultverse is amazing though. it's just definitely strange.

I remember reading this one really, really weird story where some girl was kidnapped by Tokio Hotel and they kept her in the basement and pretended that she was a dog. It was really graphic and just...kind of disturbing.

Another strange one: The Day I Stalked Him

About a girl who, obviously, spends a day stalking this guy.
It's not really what you would expect it to be, though. I love it.

Also: The Chairlift God
Even though it's weird, I adore this story so, so much.

This one story where two brothers fell in-love with each other and had sex at the end. In all honesty, I thought it was kind of disturbing, in a way, but I still read it all.

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I thought that was really weird the first time I read it, too. But now I love it. Same for slash.

^Well, I'll probably never love it (I have a brother and sister so it doesn't suite well with me) but I tried to look at the story, and not the insest, gay part.

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I have three brothers and one sister. It's definitely personal preference, but I don't think having siblings automatically stops someone from liking it.

Hogwarts Castle and the Giant Squid having sex. I knew I shouldn't have clicked that link.

dru is the spark.:

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I have three brothers and one sister. It's definitely personal preference, but I don't think having siblings automatically stops someone from liking it.

It will always make me cringe. Some things just don't suite me well, and it never will. Yeah, I might adapt to it and cope, but it will never suite me well.

Ooh, something that was quite weird (and possibly comes under crackfic/crack pairings) was an anthropomorphic fic I read once. It was LJ/another website which was probably Dreamwidth, but I saw a Greece/Italy one the other day.

Brendon Urie having sex with a cat.

Bestiality, OCxbunny. I thought it would be really creepy and disgusting, but it was actually really well-written and a good story. That didn't take away from the strangeness, though.

Here it is, and I'd actually recommend it for some people. Not everyone. But some people.

dru is the spark.:

The one where Brendon has his own "Tyler Durden" and they have sex. That was hot.

A link is wanted.

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Uh, a Social Network fic where Eduardo was this gay prostitute. It was really angsty, kind of weird and awkward at firt, but frankly really good.

The BDSM one where Ryan or Brendon (forget which) dressed the other one up like a cat and made him drink milk for a bowl and stuff. Not the best written fic ever, but well done.

Well I didn't read it but I once saw a sex story about Godzilla.

i just need dru now.:

Brendon Urie having sex with a cat.

If they had a gag smilie, I'd put it.