What would your mom (or dad) do if...?

Scream at me and tell me I have to pay for a new one.

If you got on the roof of your house and screamed "I'm the queen of the world!"?

She would tell me to get off the roof.

If you moved to a different country without telling her or giving her any hints?

Wonder where I got the money to be able to do that and wonder when I had my passport done.

If you smashed a cream pie into her face?

yell. and then get over it.

if you lost your phone?

Yell herself hoarse and say stuff like, "You lost an iPhone! An iPhone is not cheap, why are you so careless?!" rah rah rah and ground me and take away my laptop.

If you stole her credit card, went on a shopping spree and racked up a bill over one hundred thousand dollars?

kill me. probably literally. i don't think she'd know what to do with me.

if you threatened to kill her?

Probably hang up the phone. Or if it was my dad walk over and break my nose and tell me to get off my high horse.

If you converted to a different religion?

say whatever. as long as it wasn't satanism.

if she caught you masturbating?

Say "Yuck, Cal, what's wrong with you?"

If you threw a shoe at them?

Throw it back at me several times and scream herself hoarse.

If you won the lotto?

Make me give the money to her church.

If they went through your computer history?

She's wouldn't find anything disturbing, especially when I'm not even home now.

If you crashed her car?

If it wasn't my fault, or it was understandable? Hyperventilate, drag me to the hospital even if I wasn't really hurt, tell me "I told you you weren't driving safely!" and then inform me that she's glad she's got an excuse to get a new car now. If it was totally my fault and because I was careless? Find some way to take away my own car.

If you married someone ten [or fifteen] years older than you?

I think she would be okay with it. My parents are around that same age difference. Oh, and my mom was around my age when she got with my dad.

If...they found out you were an alien supposed to take over the earth?

She'd probably still see me as her child and ground me if I tried to take over the earth.

If you wrestled an alligator?

Be scared for my life and then ask me why I did that.

If you got your own TV show?

Depending on what kind of show it was, they'd probably support me..

If you got a tattoo?

Ask to see it.

If you were diagnosed with a mental illness?

She would do everything she could to make me better.

If you bought a gun?

Yell at me and ask me why I had bought one and what I was planning on doing with it.

If you told her you were pregnant (or your girlfriend was pregnant)?