I Like My Men or Women As I Like My Blank...

  • JayCatsby

    JayCatsby (100)

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    Age:
    30
    Location:
    United States
    I like my women as I like my sheets, always waiting for me in bed.

    Coffee?
    November 12th, 2013 at 04:18am
  • Crash Thrusts.

    Crash Thrusts. (100)

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    Age:
    30
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men as I like my coffee: strong and sweet. Cute

    Milk?
    January 5th, 2014 at 12:50pm
  • capheus

    capheus (100)

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    Location:
    Saint Kitts and Nevis
    I like my women as I like my sheets, warm and invasive. Weird

    Pens?
    January 5th, 2014 at 12:52pm
  • Crash Thrusts.

    Crash Thrusts. (100)

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    30
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men as I like my pens: messy, but can...get the job done? XD

    Shoes?
    January 5th, 2014 at 12:54pm
  • hephaestus

    hephaestus (1155)

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    Age:
    27
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men like I like my shoes; in pairs.

    music?
    January 5th, 2014 at 07:48pm
  • little man;

    little man; (100)

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    Age:
    34
    Location:
    Canada
    I like my men like I like my music- loud and dirty Embarassed

    Chocolate?
    January 5th, 2014 at 07:59pm
  • hephaestus

    hephaestus (1155)

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    27
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men like I like my chocolate; with a creamy center? ahaha.

    Soda.
    January 5th, 2014 at 08:53pm
  • nearly witches.

    nearly witches. (15250)

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    Age:
    29
    Location:
    Great Britain (UK)
    I like my men like I like my soda: sweet and fizzy. lmfao

    Sweatshirt.
    January 5th, 2014 at 09:04pm
  • hephaestus

    hephaestus (1155)

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    27
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men like I like my sweatshirt: warm and too big ;)
    January 5th, 2014 at 09:10pm
  • Crash Thrusts.

    Crash Thrusts. (100)

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    Gender:
    Age:
    30
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men as I like my sweatshirt: there to keep me warm. Cute

    Stories?
    January 5th, 2014 at 10:28pm
  • archivist

    archivist (660)

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    Age:
    24
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men/women as I like my stories: deep and thoughtful, and intertwined with science and adventure.

    Snow?
    January 5th, 2014 at 10:31pm
  • Crash Thrusts.

    Crash Thrusts. (100)

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    Age:
    30
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men as I like my snow: cold, squishy, and fun to play in. Naughty (I've never seen snow... lmfao)

    Poems?
    January 5th, 2014 at 10:34pm
  • Velvet.Tears.

    Velvet.Tears. (100)

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    Age:
    29
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men as I like my poems, full of emotion.

    Alcohol?
    January 6th, 2014 at 01:30am
  • archivist

    archivist (660)

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    Age:
    24
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men/women as I like my alcohol: sweet and help me to forget.

    Water?
    January 6th, 2014 at 03:20am
  • I feel insane

    I feel insane (110)

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    Age:
    29
    Location:
    Canada
    I like my women as I like my water: ability to get me all nice n' wet Naughty as if none of you saw that coming xD

    Advil?
    January 6th, 2014 at 03:28am
  • archivist

    archivist (660)

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    Age:
    24
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men/women as I like my Advil: keeping the pain away.

    Toast?
    January 6th, 2014 at 03:30am
  • the god of thunder.

    the god of thunder. (300)

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    Age:
    29
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men like I like my advil: there for me when I'm on my period. lmfao oops.
    I like my men like I like my toast: ready for the butter. Naughty

    Literature?
    January 6th, 2014 at 03:31am
  • archivist

    archivist (660)

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    Age:
    24
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men/women as I like my literature: intelligent, sophisticated, and mysterious.

    Electronics?
    January 6th, 2014 at 03:37am
  • little man;

    little man; (100)

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    Age:
    34
    Location:
    Canada
    I like my men like I like my electronics: fast and always doing what I ask them to do.

    Movies?
    January 6th, 2014 at 04:25am
  • Crash Thrusts.

    Crash Thrusts. (100)

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    Gender:
    Age:
    30
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men as I like my movies: original and spontaneous. Cute

    Underwear?
    January 7th, 2014 at 02:14pm