I enjoy being the Five Facts About Now whore. I like iced coffee better than hot coffee. I have no qualms about working with cadavers (even human ones).
I only wear make up for myself (totally vain sometimes might I add). I can't sleep without my bra on. 95% of the time I'm thinking of you sexually. Yes, you. Don't judge me.
I belted out Tay Swift's "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" in the shower because I felt that it was an appropriate anthem for my dude troubles atm. Don't judge me
I was rereading Fifty Shades of Grey (don't judge me) for a parody I'm working on for my best friend, and I got so damn angry because I forgot that the main dude's name is Christian (also my ex's name) that I threw the book across my front yard. Don't judge me
I am eating Frosted Flakes with a spoon in a bowl without milk because I forgot to grab the milk, and am too lazy to get it. Don't judge me. It's so sweet my taste buds are burning
I was pretty sure I was going to kill myself earlier so I pet my cat and cried into her fur and listened to the rain hit the roof and now I feel really good
I'm pretty sure the reason I haven't attempted to kill myself these past two years is because I love my cat too much and I'd feel horrible if I did that to her.
My cat is basically my reason to be don't judge me