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Her comments are always wonderful and just make me go all warm and fuzzy. x]]

Collision Kiss:

ARRR! As if you wanted feedback and I wasn't here! Just... as if!

Chapter 77... I cried. Really. My eyes got all shiny and the tears welled up all ready for me to give in a weep like a three year old... and then I did. That last portion especially, was just so poignant. It reminded me exactly of how you see it done onscreen, when the song's playing and it switches between the characters present and their memories of the past. Right now, the only film I can think which does that is 'Elizabethtown' (with Orlando Bloom and Kursten Dunst) - but, tbh, that's a really bad example. You know the sort of thing I mean. Well, it captured that exactly. It didn't matter that the memories were just dialogue, (and before you say anything, that's most definately not a bad thing. It would've spoiled it, if it had) I still felt, I dunno, like I knew anyway. I could imagine it perfectly. I know there hasn't always been a lot of love for Riley, but, actually, I think she's one of my favourites. Even though she's dead =S. I love the way her and Gee interact. I wanna be Riley. Although seeing as she dies in a kinda icky way, I'm sure I shouldn't, but I do anyway. =P. Then of course that memory of 'Nana' It just broke up all the little pieces of my heart that had already been broken by Gee and Riley. All the chapters of the story amaze me in heir own ways... but this one really hit the nail on the head. It's really special. I'm just so super-sorry, that I couldn't say this when you updated!

And then Chapter 78... FRAAAANKIIEEE! Gaaahhh! I've got that unsettling feeling in my stomach... When I really don't want him to be upset, but actually for story purposes, I wouldn't have to any other way. So, it's a good unsettling feeling =P. Gee and Mikey are awesome though. =]. I have a lotta love for Mikey, I think he's woefully under-estimated most of the time.

Thank you so much for writing this! I shall now give you the best indication I can of my love for you and the story:
I left my hot chocolate and Hobnobs to go cold to read it as soon as I realised there was new chapters. Now that's a big deal. There's not much I love more than dipping my Hobnobs into a mug of hot chocolate. It's my guilty pleasure is that. But now my hot chocolate has gone cold. =[.
But it's OK... 'cos your story was absolutely worth it! =].

Bastard Son.:

My dear wifey, I'm pwned. So I shalt subscribe.

It's short... but enough to make me squeal. :tehe:

absentbrain:

plz write more dat was funny

Now that one just has me confused.. considering my story, at the moment, is pretty tragic and sad.

Bastard Son.:

Like I've said. This is bound to become one of my favorite stories on here. The basic idea itself was what first stunned me and then the way it was executed in the first chapter got me speechless. I already told you everything there was to say and if I started quoting, I'd end up quoting the entire thing. It's a tough job, getting the reader to feel and see everything you tried to convey. I'm really looking forward to the next chapter. Amazing job.

TeENaGer-debzi:

wow, this is so amazing, and so original. this , jeez, i still cant think of what to say. its just so good
i'm definetely suscribing
i'm looking forward to the next chapter too
no pressure or anything, but i think this is going to be one of the best stories on here
definetely up there
laughing at mine
which is way down here
anyway, this rocks
love it
:D

Pimp Of The Hobos;;:

I was nearly crying.
I can't explain it. They're something about your writing that is like, perfect. It makes you feel the emotions the character is experiencing.
Wow, seriously.
I hate over-using that word. I'm going to check my thesaurus for some better words...tomorrow.
lmao
<3 it
*subscribes*

I've gotten many good comments. I think that I may be the best writer on here.

geewayismine:

I've gotten many good comments. I think that I may be the best writer on here.

Don't get cocky.

Jolly McJollyson:

geewayismine:

I've gotten many good comments. I think that I may be the best writer on here.

Don't get cocky.

I know. But I may be evil :evil: Hahahaha!

"But... wow. I'm just... blown away. Your description was almost HYPNOTIZING, and you narrated with such a macabre grace... getting into the mind of the killer and exposing him to be cold, merciless and detached, yet with an odd touch of sophistication and intellect. Amazing."

It's just a part of what Isabel Dominique aka. The Way wrote.
THANKYOUFROMTHEBOTTOMOFMYHEARTANDSOUL (:

geewayismine:

Jolly McJollyson:

geewayismine:

I've gotten many good comments. I think that I may be the best writer on here.

Don't get cocky.

I know. But I may be evil :evil: Hahahaha!

I don't want to be mean or anything like that, but from what I've seen your writing seems to be average.
You have lots of dialogues {Describe more! You can't say everything through characters' words.} and the form is also average. You start a story with conversations, and then in the middle of the first chapter you introduce the main character. Also the plot {a girl moving to NY and meeting 5 guys} is a cliche.

Hope this will help in the future. Be more original ;)

P.S. Good comments don't have to mean anything. Maybe someone just wants to be friends with you so they're complimenting your work. Either that or they have low criteria.

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And lots of readers on here tend to review stories that are mediocre and overlook ones that are great.
Look at Tas and Fish Camp.

druscilla; fuck me:

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And lots of readers on here tend to review stories that are mediocre and overlook ones that are great.
Look at Tas and Fish Camp.

That means SO fucking much coming from you.

Best reviewer ever right here:

Sherlock:

I dislike stories written in the second person, but this one blows my mind. I love jazz, so I liked it even more.
One could say it was really refreshing reading a story like that here. You've really progressed as an author. I can't even recognize your work anymore.
This was brilliant - I think it's the best piece you've written so far.

For If Music Be The Food Of Love.

off to find Tas.:

druscilla; fuck me:

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And lots of readers on here tend to review stories that are mediocre and overlook ones that are great.
Look at Tas and Fish Camp.

That means SO fucking much coming from you.

No shit.

Asphyxiation.:

Whoa!!!!
That was very well written. X]
Me and my friends were reading it and kinda started screaming when we figured out it was Bob...O.o
But really cool, nice work! ^-^

I think that is my favorite review. Ever. I mean, I've gotten well-written, awesome reviews from some of the most pwnage authors, but this review meant a lot to me. Because that sounds like the kind of thing I would have done a few years ago. I read stories with my friends and we squealed and screamed at little surprises like that. I didn't get a single bad review for that story (Liar), but that one was my favorite.

The worst review I ever got went something along the lines of, "Having Billie in a relationship with a man is pointless. He's not gay, or bi, or anything like that. Besides, he's married to Adrienne. So stupid."

Completely ridiculous, since it's only a story.

Ol' Blue Eyes.:

The worst review I ever got went something along the lines of, "Having Billie in a relationship with a man is pointless. He's not gay, or bi, or anything like that. Besides, he's married to Adrienne. So stupid."

Completely ridiculous, since it's only a story.

Yeah, I wrote a BJ/Mike story one time and got something like, "This is amazing but if BJ or Mike ever saw you'd be so screwed..." Only like, in all capitals and without any proper spelling...:roll:

Ol' Blue Eyes.:

The worst review I ever got went something along the lines of, "Having Billie in a relationship with a man is pointless. He's not gay, or bi, or anything like that. Besides, he's married to Adrienne. So stupid."

Completely ridiculous, since it's only a story.

I got something like that, but they basically bitched me out then took it back. It kind of scared me, and she was abusing caps and everything. Here it is:

"I am really sick of people who write these FUCKING STORIES!
MIKE IS FUCKING STRIGHT HE IS NOT BI OR GAY! JESUS FUCKING CHRUST! BILLIE JOE 1'S OK BUT NOT MIKE!

Anyway good story "

^

O_o...I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Princess.:

Ol' Blue Eyes.:

The worst review I ever got went something along the lines of, "Having Billie in a relationship with a man is pointless. He's not gay, or bi, or anything like that. Besides, he's married to Adrienne. So stupid."

Completely ridiculous, since it's only a story.

Yeah, I wrote a BJ/Mike story one time and got something like, "This is amazing but if BJ or Mike ever saw you'd be so screwed..." Only like, in all capitals and without any proper spelling...:roll:

I had a girl once tell me that my stories were going to cause Adrienne and Billie to get a divorce.

Honestly? I hardly think Billie or Mike or Tre would give a shit. They probably know people write this stuff. It's pretty damn popular. If a girl told Mike about the pants Mike brigade, I'm sure somebody's mentioned slash.

The best review I have ever recieved was the one The Way just gave me for my story Anonymous. I would paste it here but its like 10 pages long XD Seriously, I didn't think she was going to give me that imdepth of a review, so i was so happy when she did. Best review!

Second best was one girl from FF.net who told me that thanks to incorperating MCR in my story Cherry Soda Boy, she is now a My Chemical Romance fan XD Now my stories are bringing people to love MCR. My mission is completed.

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The only reason Andie got into Vam and My Chem is because I wrote the stories.