Uxbridgetown in north west london / a third of the way to oxford from london / a nice place in itself but came to be full of bottom-of-the-barrel people who look better suited to salford / and almost as inbred / original home of kingsmill / most popular attraction - the magic roundabout on the denham road because no-one knows how to get out of it, on to the M40 and high-tail it out of this hole / and when are they going to finish the fucking station //end/
"the next station is uxbridge, where this train terminates. london underground accepts no responsibility for your personal safety once you leave the train."
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... I think Urban Dictionary summed it up quite well. But personally, as much as I bitch about it and whatever, I like it here. It suits me fine.
Home sweet home... There are quite a lot of shops, a lot of people, a lot of pubs, a lot of chavs... it's your average less-than-cool town on the outskirts of London. It's dirty, there's chewing gum all over the place, the people can be twats, everyone seems to know each other...
For being a part of London, it's actually very... what's the word? I don't know, close? Everyone knows you, everyone knows your business and that little chav that tried to mug you for a fag you wouldn't give him? You probably know his mum. It's funny, because it is technically a part of London :mrgreen:
It's not a very cool place to go, but I like it.