Strangest Item of Clothing You Own

I have a home made pizza costume.

Yeah , I'm cool.

Probably my blue leather patched coat with the fake fur.
My parents bought it for me for Christmas. I don't wear it anymore.
And I use to own one of those chain belts...

I guess the stangest thing I wear are these long arm warmers I have that have holes in them. I dont think there imbarrasing to me I think their cool and I love wearing them.
I do get alot of looks with them too.

Oh yeah I also have this bike chain I used to wear around my neck. It was real hevy. And I wore it before they started selling it to hook to your wallet. (I think thats what there made for.
People would always want to try it on and they kept asking me where I got it and things like that.

Blue fluffy slippers and a red dress jacket. I'm not sure how to explain it. :XD

My friend has slippers that are big and fluffy, except they're rainbow colors... I think those are the strangest things she owns. :XD

I have a pale pink dress I was supposed to wear to my uncle's wedding, but we bought a burgundy one for me instead.

We still kept the pink one though.

It's actually pretty cool. It's got like, a tattered-look hem and pink-ribbon corsetting at the top. I'd never wear it, though... maybe in black. :XD

My orange flip-flops. ^__^

I got them at wal-mart two years ago,only $5, and they are still to big for me.Plus one of them is almost ripped becasuse my dog chewed on them.But when they do rip I'm duck tapping them.

My friends also think there the most ugly-ist things in the world.

Well, I'm not embarrased by it (quite the opposite, actually), but the weirdest item hanging in my closet is this WW2 era Nazi trench coat!

I really love it. :tehe:


^Coat hanging up.


^Close up of brooch.


^Me wearing said coat (it makes me look extremely chubbeh, but oh well!).

^That coat is pretty awesome. :cute:

I have these shorts that my friend wrote on when we were in seventh grade. I don't wear them anymore, I keep them for the memory's sake.
They have some rather... explicit pictures on them, though. :tehe:

^Thanks yo!

:D

I have my daddy's letter jacket too. I wear it sometimes. I honestly have a pretty bland wardrobe. :tehe:

This long sleeve that has small holes and flowers everywhere..
It's itchy when I wear it too -_-"

A pair of floral dungaree's. I don't wear them anymore-haven't since I was 10, but I used to think they were the coolest thing in the world. I still have them though, stored in my cupboard.

A sunflower dress I wore for like three years when I was really young.

I loved that damn thing.

And it's hideous. The frill! Oh God the frill...you could drown in it. Dx

when i was like 8 I had these flare pants that were hot pink faux snakeskin. I was in love with them...then one day they dissapeared o.0

I have these jeans that I've had since 5th grade.
And I still wear them. ;D

They're striped vertically, different sized stripes, and the stripes are red, blue, white, and grey.

They're so badass.

I have golden leggings.
Metallic, bright, obnoxious ones.

My friends refuse to be seen with me in them.

They make me feel like a superhero. :XD

I have a shirt that my mom brought me back from San Francisco that I absolutely love, it says "ALCATRAZ PSYCHO WARD" in white and "OUTPATIENT" in red.

I have a Pillsbury Dough Boy shirt. :tehe:

My grandmother used to literally make clothes for me when I was smaller. She made these skirts once; one of them was this satiny dark blue/violet skirt with a patchwork print of zebra stripes, leopard print, floral, etc. And it was floor length and had two layers and ruffles and all that jazz. It was a little strange, to be honest. She claimed she made it for my school band concerts, but it was really better suited for trick-or-treating or something of the like.

And there was another one like that, except green with this gauzy overlay of a leaf-and-vines pattern and there were little circles of beads hanging off the hem. I actually did use that one for trick-or-treating. It made a very nice, flowy cape.

And she made me this shirt once, and it had the randomest pattern of little close-set tan blobs against a dark green background. And it had puff sleeves and two little strips of fabric hanging down in the front to tie in a little bow. Well I saw it in my closet today and tried it on on a whim, and though it barely enclosed my ribcage now and was a tiny bit tight under the armpits, it seemed to complement my outfit well. Actually, one could even say it was stylish, in a sort of odd, secondhand-store, Ugly-Betty-esque way...