Strangest Item of Clothing You Own

A green and red plaid skirt. It looks like a table cloth from Christmas.
And I actually wore it to school a few times. :XD

A really ugly blue skirt from like 4th grade. I don't know why I don't get rid of it.
I just let it sit in my closet.
:tehe:

Uhm, let me think.
Oh, wait!
I have these multi-colored plaid shorts.
They have purple, yellow, brown, & some other colors in them
Er.
They used to be my mom's, but she gave them to me.
She doesn't like them, now I dont :/
Aha.

A humongous red shirt that says 'I hate this town' in graffiti-type letters. I've never worn it so it just sits there. I also have a shirt with a picture of me and a group of friends on it :XD

um... thongs? lmao idk.

I own one Chinese dress, two poodle skirts, a ski-vest with faux-fur sewn to it, and a few unused Halloween costumes.

A bunch of souvenir shirts.

A thong.

I do not wear them/buy them so I have no idea why they're are a ton of them in my closet.

My wonder woman skirt that my sister got for her Halloween costume three years ago. I don't know why I still have it, I can't wear it, it's flimsy and everybody would see my underwear. But then again it's really cute.

well....
these horrible shoes that are a cross between sneakers and boots. i hate them!

A tie-dye, patchwork hoodie with cats/dogs/rainbows hand painted on each patch.
My mum bought it for me a couple years ago, I didn't have the heart to tell her I disliked it.
I wore it out once, I try to forget that day.

poncho(s)
I stopped wearing them in like the third grade.

A school hoodie. I've worn it one time, two years ago.

A corset.

Uhm lets see... I recently just got rid of a pair of Tripp bondage cargo pants, what they basically have is D rings, rivets along the whole back of them threaded with shoe laces basically, a few spikes down the side of each calf and such... I have a fake leather jacket (save the animals!) with a 'leather' hood and D rings.
A black hoodie with D rings on the front.
I have a pair of black boots that go half way up my calf with D rings (I think I like D rings) uhm I have black and purple checkered skinnies! Oh and xtra-hi-hi-tops that go to just below my knee.

I don't know what else I have that is really odd though.
Oh wait! I have a pair of black cargos that have rivets all up the sides and shoe laces threaded through them =D

hmmm... I got this purple shirt once, it was longsleeved, but the sleeves were made of this cheesecloth, net type tye dyed material, on the shirt was a huge flower made out of beads, i just thought it was the coolest thing ever, i wore it everywher, now i realize how stupid it looked, that was like 4 or 5 years ago, i hope noone remembers...

Probably my cabbage patch shirt from first grade o___o

It had this girl on a swing on it,and her braids were literally part of the shirt.The braids were made of string o__o

A shirt that says "Black Girls Rule"

...and I'm white.

^ Brilliant.

I have a tee shirt that I made for a concert. It says 'All your Jonas are belong to us'.

Black shorts that on the ass say "Can't touch this" and has handprints on both sides in bright blue. I think it's pretty needless to say that I don't wear them... and the sad thing is, my grandmother bought them.