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    April 24th, 2007 at 12:29pm
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    April 24th, 2007 at 12:29pm
  • RENT.

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    you+me+thomas= sex lawl
    ew i have a cousin named thomas...
    April 24th, 2007 at 12:30pm
  • jane.

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    April 24th, 2007 at 12:35pm
  • RENT.

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    but dude i do dig incest lawl...

    aw shit i gotsa go, ill be on tomorrow...

    bubyeeeeeeeeee!! [sweet dreams Naughty EW tf shal tf]
    April 24th, 2007 at 12:39pm
  • jane.

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    April 24th, 2007 at 12:41pm
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    bye :D
    April 24th, 2007 at 12:45pm
  • Sensual Violation

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    "Where do I put this thing?"
    April 24th, 2007 at 05:20pm
  • Adora Angel

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    Cut down on the spam in this thread, thanks.

    "That's not mud."

    "Well MY mom said you were a big boy!"

    "Imma Chargen Mah Lazer!"
    April 24th, 2007 at 06:06pm
  • Bastard Son.

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    "Don't act so stiff." -slaps self-
    April 24th, 2007 at 06:12pm
  • Adora Angel

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    "Hey, I'm pregnant."
    April 25th, 2007 at 12:51am
  • RENT.

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    lawl [sorry for spamming]
    "BREAKFAST IS READY!!" [i have no idea, i just didnt wana [/sp] ]
    April 25th, 2007 at 01:23am
  • Adora Angel

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    "I swear! That is not tuna you smell!"

    I have no idea, so don't ask XD
    April 25th, 2007 at 02:35am
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    ^^ lawl.
    "Sorry, i just ate custard..."
    April 25th, 2007 at 09:00am
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    Is that blood on the headboard?
    Did I remember to take my pill?
    Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
    I wish we got the Playboy channel...
    That leak better be from the waterbed!
    But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
    Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
    If you quit smoking you might have more endurance..
    No, really... I do this part better myself!
    It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
    This would be more fun with a few more people..
    You're almost as good as my ex!
    Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
    You look younger than you feel.
    April 25th, 2007 at 09:19am
  • wolfwood

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    Have you ever considered liposuction?
    And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
    What are you planning to make for breakfast?
    Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?
    Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
    How long do you plan to be "almost there"?
    April 25th, 2007 at 09:21am
  • Example001

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    Has anyone ever told you that you look like Regis Philban?
    April 25th, 2007 at 10:16am
  • RENT.

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    ba ha ha i knew this thread was an ace idea...
    April 25th, 2007 at 10:26am
  • Adora Angel

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    "Ooh.... so that's where it goes..."
    April 25th, 2007 at 11:11pm
  • lfjoefpj

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    I'm bored.
    April 28th, 2007 at 02:53pm
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