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  • jane.

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    April 24th, 2007 at 10:10am
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    "ha ha wait? is it supposed to be covered in warts??"

    lawl YAY jennas first official page
    April 24th, 2007 at 10:26am
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    April 24th, 2007 at 10:28am
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    "ooh zing..."

    monkey noises or excessive moaning/growling/miaow-ing. lawl x]
    April 24th, 2007 at 10:53am
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    Hahahahaha, I just found these.

    I have to poop.

    Smile for the camera!

    Get off me, i'll do it myselft!

    This is your first time...right?

    You're almost as good as my ex!

    When is this supposed to feel good?

    I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?!

    I was so horny tonight i would have taken a sheep home.

    Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.

    Hey! My friends were right! You ARE good!

    On second thought, let's turn the lights off.

    I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!

    But everybody looks funny naked!

    Do i have to pay for this?

    N0! You're too fat to be on top, You'd kill me!

    Actually, your sister 'likes' it like this.

    What's your name again?

    Hold on, let me change the channel.

    It's nice being in bed with someone i don't have to inflate.

    Uhhh...I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
    April 24th, 2007 at 11:07am
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    Jenna!! That chick is awesome! *bows down to Victoria Fatale*
    April 24th, 2007 at 11:12am
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    I haven't had this much sex since I was a hooker!
    April 24th, 2007 at 11:17am
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    DUDE!! i love you!!
    April 24th, 2007 at 11:18am
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    Hahah thanks. XD

    Is that smell coming from you?

    God, I wish you were a real woman.

    Why can't you ever shave your legs?

    Your "happy trail" led me to a dead end.

    How come we each have a penis?

    Just use your finger, its bigger.

    Does your family have to watch?

    Can you hold this sandwich for me?
    April 24th, 2007 at 11:19am
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    Hahahaha oh god.

    I'm out of condoms, can I use a sock?

    Don't squirm, you'll spill my beer.

    No, the blindfold is for me. The handcuffs are for you.

    Can you wash that real quick?

    Did you just shit on my leg?

    Wow...that rash cream really worked!

    Do you mind if I start without you?
    April 24th, 2007 at 11:22am
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    dude yours shit all over me ive got nothing lawl x]
    April 24th, 2007 at 11:36am
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    April 24th, 2007 at 12:05pm
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    dude! the awesome chick is awesomely awesome!

    heh mom thinks im doing hw *shifty eyes*
    April 24th, 2007 at 12:10pm
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    oi jenna did you look at those videos on taht doods journal??

    "the friendship spell" DOOD! tahts was so cute!!
    April 24th, 2007 at 12:11pm
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    April 24th, 2007 at 12:11pm
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    AHHHHHHHH fucker. excellent call. dood im almost an "ink slinger" WOO
    April 24th, 2007 at 12:22pm
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    April 24th, 2007 at 12:25pm
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    yes... i[sex]am[sex]so[sex]bored[sexsex] LAWL
    April 24th, 2007 at 12:26pm
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    April 24th, 2007 at 12:27pm
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    i know! you and yor relevance is so... relevant...

    i hate msn. dood on forums check out the MCRnames one, i did it. comment damnit.
    April 24th, 2007 at 12:28pm
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